As we entered the bar, we were greeted with the same thing that I was greeted with the first time I went to this place, a bar fight. Whoever was losing was getting his ass handed to him and was thrown into me, which was the end of the fight. I grabbed the guy who was thrown into me and threw him outside into oncoming traffic, then grabbed the other guy and threw him across the bar. By the time I was done, Alex had already gotten a table and I followed her to it, in which she sat and smirked at me, I wasn't gonna hear the end of this."You really can't go one day without throwing someone into oncoming traffic, can you?""Oh shush, I don't take people being assholes to me, and neither should I or anyone in my family.""Does that include me?""Shut up," I said, trying to ignore the blush creeping on my face, as the waitress swung by and asked us for our drinks, and then left while Alex gave her a death stare, "Do you death stare at everyone near me?""No. Just the ones who think they can
I walked up to my room, Nicki and Jack tailing me asking all kinds of questions ranging from "Did you have fun?" to "Do you think you'll have another one soon? Or better?"."Let me at least get a soda, y'all, I need caffeine before I answer questions," I said as we got to my room, I knew there wasn't a point in trying to get them to leave me be, they were determined to find out as much as they could about what happened, regardless of whether or not I was comfortable with talking about it. So, I got a two-liter of Big Red out of the fridge next to my bed, poured some Lucifer's cola mix into a 52 oz cup, added some ice, and filled it with the soda, I needed as much caffeine as I could get."Okay, let's start simple, yeah? Nothing to overwhelm you. How did it go and did you have fun?""Yeah, I had a lot of fun, throwing some fuckwit into oncoming traffic was a nice touch and we talked for a solid couple of hours about random shit. We-""Wait wait wait, what the actual fuck?! Who'd you th
"Well well well, look who it is," I heard from behind me as I woke up in the mating link at the bench, Alex was sitting on the bench sprawled out like an alpha, trying to take up as much space as possible, while watching me like a hawk."I don't know why you're staring at me like that, I'm not edible.""You may not be food, but you are definitely a snack, little one," 'WHY!?' I thought as I averted my eyes from her, trying to not recognize my blush. I hate when I blush, I look so goofy and weird."Shush!" I kinda yelled, not letting her see my shy side...I thought."Nah, I like seeing you all shy, it's cute," She said as she stood up, walking towards the lake, part of me wanted to run into the water to make a splash."You know, I could do one thing and get you drenched.""Is that your way of saying you can make me wet?""Alex!!" I yelled and decided I was gonna run into the lake, I didn't bother taking my shirt or hoodie off, just ran and jumped in. Consequently, I did get Alex covere
"What are you on about this time?""You need to make more chaos, to balance out the lovey-dovey shit you got going on," Lucifer explained, pouring a shot of fireball, fitting, and taking a puff off of his cigar."And what would you suggest? I'm not letting it control me anyhow, I don't see how it's an issue.""You CAN NOT, I don't care where or with whom, appear weak. You are the spawn of hell itself put on earth to unleash chaos on those deserving, a spirit of vengeance without the restraint if you will.""And you think I'm weak? After pulling off a heist leaving San An in rubble??""I don't think you're weak in that regard, I think you need to be careful regarding Alex. Don't shut her out, but be careful, remember the last time you ran headfirst into something like this?"There was a rule I had, I wanted to forget what had happened and that meant I put a rule down "Don't bring the she-devil up", and he just broke it. The atmosphere around us changed, getting hotter and hotter, my ey
"ABSOLUTELY NOT!""Why?! Let the kid live a little, Nicki," I said as we walked into the kitchen, Nicki had basically been charged with raising the kid, and she did a pretty good job of melding us with human society to him so I couldn't say she did a bad job. After all, he can go from setting an entire field ablaze to haggling prices on a stingy businessman, all thanks to Nicki. The only problem was when she got in my way of letting the kid have some fun, like taking him for a joyride in a tank or going hunting with a rocket launcher."Do you really think it would be a good idea to let a kid whose age is lower than your IQ go joyriding in a cop car?""Yes...that's like the whole point. I teach him how to drive, and I get to raise a little bit of hell.""There is no way-""Hi baby," That was the jackpot, Jade had been interested in letting the kid go joyriding and was the key to getting away with this. If anyone could get Nicki to let the kid have some fun, it would be Jade and only Ja
The only reason we were in hell was to pick up my jacket, it was custom made and could take a slug round like it was a 9 mm, and I looked like a champ wearing it. I walked into my room, leaving Jack and Jade to stop Jay from touching anything that would kill him, even if he is supernatural. I found it in my closet, grabbed a soda, and headed back to where they were, standing next to a portal to Detroit."Y'all ready?""No, but I won't ever be ready to go to Detroit.""I mean, it's not Brazil so I don't know what's got your panties in a wad, Jack," Jade said, smirk and all, and jumped through with Jay in tow. She was the one that would be keeping an eye on Jay because if anything happened to him, it would probably be on her."Let's go then, my guy," I said, jumping through and into the hell on earth itself, Detroit, Michigan. When I got through I saw that Jade and Jay were walking towards a convenience store, that's always an easy hit for Jade, and most likely for her to get us all dri
"Alright, so first things first, others will tell you that you need to wear a seat belt...they're a bunch of pussies, just focus on the road. Secondly, have fun," I said, leaving the kid to experiment with the car, and lit a cigar for Jack and me."So, what do I do?""Well, a good starting point is to be able to see the fucking road.""I'm not that fucking short!" He said, slugging me in the arm, I turned on the radio and started to instruct him on the basics."Speed limit signs are signs for mortals to tell you how fast to go, ignore them and go 30 above. If someone cuts you off, throw a nade into their car, and drive away knowing that you won.""Okay, so how fast can I go then? And what do I do if a cop tries to pull me over?""Nade em, shoot em, burn em for all I care, but don't get arrested because then it's on you to get out," I said, as the song 'Burn MF' started on the radio, and needless to say I was excited. This song was legendary in hell, and for good reason, "Floor it, Kid
"JACOB, I SWEAR TO HELL AND BACK!!" "Fuck..." I mumble before walking towards the living room, "Jay, go up to your room, if you hear me yell to run...run." "Yessir," Jay said before turning himself into smoke and going through the vents towards his room, 'I wish I had that easy of an escape'. We walked into the living room, Jade already sitting on the couch, and sat opposite of her as Nicki walked in with a look that, to put it mildly, would make satan himself piss his pants. "YOU BLEW UP DETROIT?! I SAID TO GO ON A SHORT DRIVE, NOTHING ELSE!" "Okay, first of all, don't yell at me; secondly, I didn't blow up all of Detroit, just a small section of it...plus one of the police stations." "You still blew up a chunk of Detroit, WITH JAY SITTING NEXT TO YOU!" She yelled in my face, I get that she was mad, it's understandable and anyone would be if their old home was, but yelling was a line you didn't cross with me, for various reasons. "Stop yelling, Nicki. Or I stop talking," I said,