Deep breath.
I opened the drawer and pulled the test out. My eyes were screwed shut. Aw, hell. Where were my lady balls?
Mind you, if I had balls, I wouldn’t be staring at a stick covered in my urine.
'Okay. Shit. Time to look.'
I opened my eyes and looked at that motherfucking hourglass, which was flipping itself up and down, up and down.
“You bitch,” I hissed.



