Masuk“So how long is this ‘review’ supposed to last?”.I wrap my comforter tighter around myself. Stress nesting for the win!.“Sakura, he’s terrifying”. My voice comes out muffled. “I don’t give a shit Hagakure…”, she sighs. “How long will you be gone for?”. How insensitive.“You just want me to leave so you can bring your ex and have her pee on the couch, don’t you?”.Yeah.Maybe I deserved to be smacked for that one. “Or you want her to pee on you?”…____“I don’t have striped socks, I’m going to get striped socks”. I chant to myself. “Striped socks! Striped socks! Striped socks”. I bet I can say striped socks forty times without twisting my tongue.“For God’s sake stop panicking Hagakure!…”. Sakura snarls, exasperatedly. “You’re going to make me panic too!”.Well I’m sorry that I’m panicking because I have to go off the grid with freaking Miyamura Aronohai!Well, not off the grid.That’s a bit of an exaggeration. It’s more like a work-sanctioned field trip. Potato potato really.Bes
As I serve Bastard and Succubus coffee, I keep my head low and avert my eyes. I must have lost my mind earlier, not only did I maintain eye contact with Aronohai Misa, I acted disrespectfully to Miyamura. Yes, I was taken aback when I met Misa, and they both did and said some irritating things but I must not forget that we are not equals. We are the farthest thing from equals. It’s a good thing they joke around a lot, I honestly have gotten away with more mistakes here than I have anywhere else. I’d better stop pushing my luck. As I set the tray down, Miyamura reaches over to pick a mug and I very calmly take a step back, I do not flinch backwards, I just give him a lot of space. I can feel him pause, it feels like everything pauses, I can feel Misa’s eyes on me like a physical thing. He scans me from head to toe, then utters only one word. “Leave”. I don’t need to be told twice. ____ Something just exploded in Bastard’s office. Something just exploded. I t
“Why do you both look so confused?”. Bastard isn’t letting go of my face, so I can’t see succubus. But I can tell she’s mocking us, it’s in her tone.“Why do you think he likes men?”. Don’t get me wrong, I’m ecstatic my brain isn’t hemorrhaging via pheromone clash, but do they have to discuss my sexual preferences right now?. “I touched him and he didn’t get a boner”. Please die Aronohai Misa, you’re a vision, but the world could do without your beauty. “Huh…”, Bastard glances down, as if to look at me…not me, my crotch. “He really doesn’t have one”, he says, sounding a bit awed.Okay, what the hell is going on? Is this sexual harassment?. Could this be workplace harassment?. Can I resign?. Oh wait, I didn’t even apply for this job. What even is my life?.“Either he’s broken or he likes men”, Succubus concludes, sealing my fate. I hate these two, they can die together for all I care. “Be careful Miyamura, he seemed really into my looks so he might have his eyes on you”. I’d rather c
Work is monotonous. Draft letters, schedule appointments, clear scheduled appointments, organize Bastard’s schedule, and deal with Bastard. Respectfully. I’ve decided to never be rude to him again. I’ve regained my sense of self-preservation.At least, that’s all work is supposed to be.“I didn’t touch your secretary, I’m into women you know, and I’m pretty sure he’s not into girls”. Succubus sighs like it’s physically paining her to explain this.Huh? What does she mean? I look up at Bastard, his face mirroring my thoughts exactly. ____I clock in early, it’s in my best interest that I do not do anything that offends Bastard. I absolutely refuse to set him off in any way. I don’t trust him. I can get behind the fact that he didn’t report me. Honestly, I’m more grateful than anything. But, I do not trust him. I refuse to fall into any traps, I will act right and mind my business. Even if he’s been giving me serial killer eyes lately. Really intense ones.I take the elevator to t
Hagakure Sorahiko is an amusing little thing. Small, omegan, and funny as hell. The funniest part is that the omega in question would strongly disagree with his assessment. It would probably be more accurate to say that, the omega will strongly reject his evaluation. Seeing as the omega seems to enjoy rejecting his existence. It’s bloody hilarious.‘Only my friend calls me Sora’. He had obliged, hadn’t he? He calls him ‘Sorahiko’ instead. Now Miyamura knows all his faults. He is not this shining beacon of goodwill and kindness. I literally tricked Sorahiko into this, Of course, I’m not a good guy. If he’s being honest— he would not call them faults, they are just parts of his character. He likes interesting things, the more they attract his attention, the better. For them and him. And that is exactly what Sorahiko is, an extremely interesting thing.At the bar, and even at his office, Sorahiko has done a good job of keeping his interest. Calling him a devil. Amusing. Trying to ru
“…so our total profit would be…it’d be best not to invest in that…we’re taking at least sixty percent, that…”. Bastard gets very serious when it comes to business. It took me by surprise the first time I saw him settle down in a business setting. I thought he was bipolar for three days. His attitude takes a total 180’ and he gets seriously intense. He gets so intense that if there weren’t any scent blockers in the meeting room, his pheromones would’ve forced all of us to our knees. No, I do not want to be forced to submit because one small company thinks they can cheat Aronohai Miyamura off one percent of his profits.The ruthless billionaire title wasn’t given, it was earned.Another useless thing learned about Bastard.____He also likes a cup of coffee to be brought to his office after meetings, steaming hot, with four packets each of sugar and cream. He keeps a can of whipped cream in one of the drawers, at the bottom left side of his desk. He must keep a bunch of weird stuff







