All Chapters of The Variable Life of Sam: Chapter 11 - Chapter 20

I slipped out of my clothes and slipped in, into another. Lying face front, facing the ceiling, I pondered on the call I just had with Temi.Why would Jenny want me to join, we don't talk that much to be regarded as friends-in fact, we barely talked. If she had wanted me to teach her, something like other girls who approach me in order for me to teach them one thing or the another, it won't certainly be during the holidays. So, of what be..."Ooohm!!", Ikem shouted, springing up like an "excited" antelope that just saw a "friendly" lion that wants to exchange pleasantries with him as he punched his bed in frustration, thus interrupting my thoughts."Wetin?", Tunde asked, looking up from the beverage he was drinking."Arsenal don tear my game...1.2 million naira game and that was my last game", he was now sitting back on his bed, going through his phone as though he wanted to check if some miracle had happened.Bouts of laughter erupted from every corner, even Akindele who was watching

"So, remind me, why exactly do you want to go explore some forest?", Hillary asked, posing the question to the girls, seemingly not pleased with the whole arrangement."Coz it's fun naah", Thelma replied him."You guys should have gone on your own and have fun without inviting us", Lasisi, Thelma's elder brother chipped in."You want us ladies to go into the forest alone, c'mon, thought you guys are gentlemen", Temi was the one talking this time.Jenny and I were the only ones not talking, we were just smiling to what they were saying."So what exactly would we be doing there", Hillary asked again."Exploring nii", Temi replied"Exploring, what exactly are we exploring?", Hillary asked the third time."I don't know yet, when we get there, we'll know""Are you saying you guys brought us out her...."As we a

"Whoah..whoah..whoah, who do we have here?, If it ain't the teachers' maggot of a pet""Hi..i..i", I said, trembling more than I did, when the soldier caught us."Well, well, well, what has brought the little baby lamb in the midst of wolves?", Osmosis asked, still sitting with a smirk registered on his face."I..I..I...we...we..""Oh, c'mon, I didn't tell you that I want to learn prepositions, did I?, start talking or "I" and "we" will be the last things you would ever say", Osmosis interrupted.I had to strongly resist the urge of correcting him that those are pronouns and not prepositions, as you know, survival instinct always has the best of you when you need it.I also considered shouting out for help, but that would be useless since he hasn't touched me yet."We...we were caught trespassing", I finally managed to say."What?!?, can you say that again, bro?", he said with a "devilish innocence", chuckling."We were caught trespassing", I repeated."Oh, my, how the tables have turn

There are as many philosophies in life as there are jellof rice in a Nigerian wedding party. Two of these philosophies have always intrigued me. One being the "Philosophies of Reviews". E. Thade once said, "Reviews are like the mirror that reflects our true self. A man that cannot do his reviews cannot fend for his family".Don't think too much about it, it isn't as "awesome" as you think. Just meet that weirdo guy in that Wattpad book club of yours that is hammering on doing your reviews like...like that carpenter that lives on Drury Lane.The second being the "Philosophy of Creative Start". Speaking on that, Euphrates said, "A dive into the actual contents of a work without beating around the bush, not considering whether the bush is a different one from that to be hunted on, is like taking a bath more than once in a year".You should have pretty much figured out by now that I was just churning out a bunch of nonsense. And yup, that was my own creative start--you can argue that with

Did they save the best for last?, well, they did. As much as I would love to barge into the story, I won't, without our daily dose of creative start--talk of young habits growing grey hairs.Churchill Winston once said, "Life is like a suya. Sweet to the eyes. Sweet on the tongue. It is so sweet that you continue reading this quote without realising that I don't know what in the heavens, a suya is!".Let's go one more, shall we?There are two things that are the heart desires of every Goodnovel reader.The first one is most important, while the second would be considered the less.The first one is the ability to go through chapters without those annoying video ads playing up.You weren't expecting that, were you? But since when did most humans start getting their priorities right?Just kidding, the second is the most important--well, depends on who you ask though, I don't think those that have watched every single "Cinderella Story" movies would agree with me on that.You know what?, w