CHAD  May 10th 2018 “Goddamn those mother fucking crutch munching cowboys!” I yell as I barge through the doors of the club.  I fucking told Maddie they wouldn't let my beat-up face in the strip clubs.  “Tell them you're an MMA fighter.” She said. I did, and the doorman had the nerve to stand there and laugh at me with a death wish hanging off the tail of his crooked nose.  “Mate, have you seen yourself?” He chuckled as people flowed through the doors looking at me.  “Yeah, I'm the underdog,” I smirked, trying to sound tough. “Yeah, No one's going to believe the bullshit that just came out of your mouth, Chad.”    “What the fuck you mean by BELIEVE?”    I felt offended!     I just wanted to get myself some cheap pussy.    I head towards the bar desperately in need of some hard amber liquor as 
 Last Updated : 2021-04-16
Last Updated : 2021-04-16