All Chapters of Diego De Luna, Over My Dead Body: Chapter 21 - Chapter 30

Diego's POV . "Ob la di, ob la da, may panty walang bra, ang babeng si Melchora!" "Ob la di, ob la da, ang ganda niya! Nang ngumiti ay bungi pa-la!" Everyone laughed and most of them doing their dirty dancing. Halatang lasing na ang mga kasama ko at panay ang ngiti ko habang iniinom ang pangatlong baso ng lambanog ko. Dammit. I'm becoming a drunken master at this. Araw at gabi yata akong magiging ganito sa St Barbara dahil sa mga matatandang kasama ko. "Diego! Our saviour! Our young, strong and outstanding dick!" Sigaw ni Tatay Teodoro. "Tama ka pare ko! Si Diego ang nagpapatayo ng bandera natin dito. Akalain mo? Lahat ng mga babae ay nakatingin na sa atin ngayon. Ibang klase talaga ang kamandag ko!" Taas ng kamay ni Tatay Puti. "Hindi ikaw, Puti! Kung 'di si Diego ang star of the kanto rito!" singit ni Tatay Itim. "Tama! At si Diego rin ang pambato nating lahat. Siya ang matigas pa ang ano. . ." Titig ni Tatay Pula sa itlog ko at lahat na sila. This is insane. Shit and biscu

Diego's POV . "Shit and biscuits!" I swore profoundly while staring at the green landscape in front of me. I'm doomed. What the hell just happened? And like an idiot, I'm walking back and forth, thinking about the best thing to do. Kung mananatili ako rito ay magiging katapusan na yata ng mundo ko. Pero kung aalis ako ngayon ay tiyak ipagkakalat lang ni Cariena sa lahat ng mafia sa Italya na wala akong buntot at takot sa kanya. Effing wicked! That will never happen. That's not me. Not my personality. Mas gustuhin ko pang mamatay na kasama siya kaysa sa uuwing talunan sa lahat ng ito. Hindi pwede ito. "Really, Digs? Cariena Siobeh Costello is there with you?" kantyaw na boses ni Ranger sa kabilang linya. "Damn you, youngster! Not with me! Of course not. But she's here in St. Barbara." I took a deep breath before talking ahead. "I thought this place was far from that wicked witch? It's a total disaster that she's here, Reeve. And now I have to deal with all this bullshit!" I co

Diego's POV . 'We will probably be late, Digs. Don't worry. I will be there before the finals. I have one more meeting with the board and that's it. Kaya pagsikapan mo na makapasok ka sa finals, okay? At ako na ang bahala sa 'yo.' I shook my head in dismay as I remembered Ranger's message to me this morning. I am confident that I will finish this all to the finals, but every time I think of that witch, my luck always turns upside down. She brings bad luck to me, and I hate her for that. "Ready, Diego our outstanding dick!" si Tatay Itim, at napailing na ako. The first game was easy and we won against the male contestants. The second game was the same but halfway Tatay Puti and Itim backed out. Hindi nila kinaya ito dahil habulan ang larong ito. Kaya nagpaubaya sila sa aming tatlo. At sa huli ay nanalo kami. The crowd was busy, and most of the women were cheering on me. I hear them screaming my name, and it fills my head. And what made it more exciting was when Laura watched me in

Cariena's POV . Ang swerte ko naman talaga oh! Hindi mawala ang ngiti sa mukha ko nang makuha ang dalawang bagay na nakasulat sa papel na ibinigay kanina ni Nanay Mechora. I know this is cheating, but who cares. Lahat naman ay nandadaya sa laro at kasama na ito. Matatalo ka lang kung susundin mo ang patakaran. Dahil ang totoong mundo ay puno ng kadayaan at walang malinis sa anomang klaseng laro. "Hmm, not bad," ngisi ko nang mamasdan ito, at inilagay ko agad ito sa maliit na bagpack na dala ko. Ininom ko rin ang tubig dahil nauuhaw na ako. Nag-lotion ulit ako ng mosquito repellent at ininspeksyon ko ang baterya ng flashlight na nasa loob ng bag pack. Maliwanag pa naman at okay pa ang lahat. Siguro mga dalawang oras mula ngayon ay magdidilim na ang langit. Kaya pabilisan ang paghahanap ko ng mga natitirang treasure sa paligid bago mag dilim. The items were easy because I got the clue from Nanay Melchora. That was a bunos. Naupo akong saglit at itinali kong maayos ang buhok ko.

Cariena's POV . I can't believe it! What happens is unbelievable. I. . . got defeated. Ang halong pilyo at demonyong ngiti ni Diego ang hindi maalis sa isip ko at walang humpay ang pabalik-balik na lakad ko sa sarili. Hindi kapanipaniwala ito. At paano ito nangyari? I got the buddha. My points were double, but then. . . Diego got a lot of items. Sana nga pala ay nilublob ko na lang ang sarili sa putukan. Pero hindi ko ginawa dahil kampante ako sa sarili, at ayaw kong magdamag na mangamoy putik. The muddy dirt, slugs, leeches, worms, and snakes remind me of what I've been through in the forest of A****n. That's why I tried not to go near it. I hate it. It reminds me of awful things that I've witnessed myself. It was emotionally distressing, brutal and inhuman. I don't care if I will be defeated as long as I will never put my body again on the muddy dirt. . . And yet, yes, it happened. I lost the game. I will deal with it. I smirked at myself, thinking about the bet we made, and