~~ESME~~“And this. What do you think of this one?” Natalie looks at me expectantly, shoving her phone into my face, forcing me to decide which overpriced, floor-length monstrosity she should order next. It's more about the big name and brand, making it ridiculously expensive, the kind I used to like but now I'm as poor as a pauper when I have a rich husband."It’s hideous, Natalie," I say, not even bothering to look up from my own coffee. "It looks like a silk parachute had a midlife crisis.""It's a custom piece from the Winter collection," she huffs, pulling the phone back and stroking the screen like it’s a religious relic. "The embroidery alone costs more than your car, Esme. It’s about the statement."Oh great. Remind me you're richer than me. Clearly, she’s lost her mind. She’s been camping out in my guest wing for a week now, and she has no intention of leaving. It’s like having a parasitic queen in residence; she spends her mornings bossing my staff around and her afternoo
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