Parker’s Point of View I’m starting to think this mission was designed specifically to ruin my life. At first, it’s not so bad. The horses are steady beneath us, the sun’s warm, the forest smells good in that I’m-about-to-die-in-nature kind of way, and Trixie hasn’t stabbed me yet. Progress. “Do you even know where we’re going?” Sonia asks from ahead, adjusting the straps of her pack for the fourth time in ten minutes. “Yes,” I lie confidently. “South. Toward the part of the map labeled ‘Here be horrible death.’” Michael, riding beside her, doesn’t even blink. “Wonderful. I’ve always wanted to be a skeleton hanging from a cursed tree.” “You’d be a handsome skeleton,” Sonia adds sweetly. “Aw, thanks,” Michael says dryly. “Romantic.” Behind me, Trixie lets out a long-suffering sigh like riding next to me is causing her physical pain. “If you don’t stop talking, I will find a cursed tree to tie you to.” “You know,” I say conversationally, “for someone who claims to hate me, you
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