By day three, Callie had developed a theory.Eli was charming but completely, utterly, and gloriously useless.Not on purpose, maybe. He tried. He showed up early. He smiled too much. He asked questions with that eager, wide-eyed expression like someone genuinely curious about the deeper meaning behind price tags and stock room codes. But when it came to the actual mechanics of retail—scanning, stocking, surviving a Karen-level complaint? He was a walking, talking, khaki-clad disaster.Naturally, she assigned him the worst jobs.“Delivery’s here,” she told him that morning, handing over a clipboard and a neon vest.Eli looked up from the shelf of shampoo bottles he’d just failed to alphabetize. “Already? I thought that was a Thursday thing.”“Today’s Thursday.”“Oh.”She patted his shoulder. “Congratulations. You’ve unlocked the next level of BuyMore torment.”Twenty minutes later, Callie watched from the stockroom doorway as Eli attempted to maneuver a pallet jack for the first time.
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