“This is important to us!” I said to my wife, Jane.“I know it is, but do you really have to go this far to make them happy?” she asked, not happy with what I had just told her.“They are a bunch of crazy Aussie guys who are into drinking beer and chasing women. They like going to titty bars, and Lord only knows what else, so I want to make sure they have a good time while they are here. It is a big deal for our company,” I tried to explain again.She stood there looking at me and then said, “I understand that, but hiring a stripper to cook your barbecue topless and serve your beers is a little overboard, don’t you think?”“Maybe! But they will love it, and it might get us the biggest contract our small company has ever seen,” I replied, trying to appeal to her business side.“Men!” she said and turned around and walked off.She suddenly stopped, turned around, and asked, “And what am I supposed to do while you guys are gawking at a big-tittied stripper in MY backyard?”“You can go ne
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