All Chapters of Home for Horny Monsters (Book 05): Chapter 201 - Chapter 210

"I have to go home," she replied. "There are some things I need to see to right away. Try to make sure you're still alive when I return.""I'll do my best." He stood and walked toward the door. "And again...I'm really sorry.""I know." She stood and gestured to the door. "The others are waiting for you.""They are. Now if only I knew what to do next." He chuckled. "I wanted to speak with you before I left, but I'm not certain how to go about leaving.""I thought you just needed to go to the Underworld? Through the gate?"Mike sighed. "It's disconnected. This place is a copy of the real one, which gets locked away until a new Caretaker inherits the place and summons it. I thought I could open it by using magic, but it didn't work.""How did you summon the house the first time? Can't you just do that?""I..." His jaw flexed as his thoughts turned to Naia. She had appeared in his bathtub and fucked him, using her magic to bond him to the house. She was the guardian of the house, linked t

"Your magic is all over the place, lover." She grabbed his face with her hands and pulled him close. Nebulous clouds of red and purple floated ominously in the distance as if watching them. "Let's see if we can't set you right again."And when she pressed herself into him, he felt their souls mix and spin. It was new, yet familiar, and the distant clouds broke apart into stars that doubled in number the ones he could already see. Each one sparkled as if polished anew, and his soul filled with light.Mike arched his back as he groaned, then came hard inside of Naia. A magical wave of light radiated outward, scattering the levitating water droplets. The resulting spray soaked everything around them as it was carried along by both his magic and Naia's. The swirling core in the center of Naia's body unleashed a beam of light in the direction of the wrought-iron gate. It glowed briefly, then faded back to normal.The ground around the fountain vibrated as he caught his breath, his limp bod

"I would like to go on record--" Lily began."Noted." Beth nodded at Kisa, who opened the door.The hideous shrieking was diminished by the cotton, and Lily burst out of the house first, holding up the Grimoire. She pointed at Murray dramatically and started shouting."There once was a man from Nantuck--" Lily was cut off when War threw his sword, spearing her though the side and sending her sprawling across the ground.Opal got further into the yard, her whole body wobbling dramatically. Pestilence flew through the air in an attempt to keep up.Beth crouched down and walked along the deck until she had a good view of Murray. Opening the Grimoire, she began reading the incantation, feeling her entire body knot up in pain. The foreign magic she summoned coated her like glue, then spread outward along the ground. Unseen by Murray, it honed in on him and latched onto whatever magic he was using to move them back to Earth. Her magic sniffed out the boundaries of Murray's spell and sank in

Murray stopped screaming and looked down at himself in shock. Not only was he coated in Opal's remains, but it had been sprayed everywhere. Bits of the slime girl had sprayed across the three horsemen, as well as Mehkhkahrel."YE HAVE BEEN...YE HAVE BEEN..." Golden light sparked across the Mehkhkahrel's wings, and then it fired a beam of light into Pestilence. The whirling mass twisted aimlessly, the eyes blinking rapidly and out of sync. A sound like static filled the air as the angel spoke over itself.Pestilence raised their hands in defence and then exploded into a cloud of angry insects that dispersed into the gloom. Ashes drifted across the ground."What the hell?" War covered his head and managed to narrowly avoid a random blast of light."He attacked the wrong person!" Murray held up the dick of Osiris and summoned a magical shield just in time to block an attack. "That girl didn't attack me or him, so it violated its own protocols! My control is slipping!"Mehkhkahrel let out

Beth scrambled to her feet and ran to Kisa's aid. The catgirl was still unconscious, her body limp as Beth dragged her back into the house while the fight continued to unfold outside.Satisfied that Kisa was at least out of harm's reach, she pulled Tick Tock off Kisa's back and slung him over her own."It's time to do our part," she said, then ran back outside. Asterion and War were pounding the shit out of each other in a bare-knuckled brawl, their weapons forgotten. She was almost off the porch when a thick hand grabbed her by the shoulder."Noth tho fath!" It was Famine, his face bloodied and several teeth missing. Behind him, his damaged scales had been wrapped around a mace that clattered to get free.A bony whip wrapped around Famine's wrist, drawing blood. He cried out in agony as Suly yanked on the other end, freeing Beth."Hands off the lady," the dullahan shouted from atop his horse. He took a bundle from beneath his arm and tossed it to Beth. "Special delivery."Famine ripp