I recoiled, my nose scrunching as I gaped at him. "What? No! I was thinking like going shopping with her or giving her a foot rub or something." He bit his lip, grinning and trying not to laugh any harder than he already was. "I dunno, it sounded like you were suggesting some kind of sex thing and like, I'm all for it, don't get me wrong, but—" "Ugh," I said, shaking my head. "Men." "What?!" he replied, dissolving into another fit of laughter. "C'mon, you had to know what I'd think." "No, I didn't," I said stiffly. "Because one, I don't even know you, and two, if you can actually think of a sex thing she likes that you aren't doing regularly, maybe there's a reason she's breaking up with you." He stopped laughing, his eyes widening a bit. "Whoa," he said. "That was extra harsh, bro." I was a bit worried I'd offended him, but we were apparently still bros, so I figured it was okay. "Well, it's true," I said. "I mean, obviously there's limits and you shouldn't do anything you re
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