Romeo Irene burst into laughter so suddenly and brightly that several people nearby turned to look at us. “Romeo.” she said between laughs, “That is shockingly petty for a man of science.” “I am observing objective data.” “You are jealous.” “I am not jealous.” “You absolutely are.” “Irene,” I said evenly, “the man paired a navy blazer with black shoes. I am experiencing a completely rational response to a preventable offense.” Her eyes danced. God help me, they danced. “Well…” she said lightly, “the fashion criminal is currently trapped behind a bachelorette party at the bar, and this song is excellent.” Before I could respond, she stood abruptly and leaned over the table toward me. The neckline of her dress shifted dangerously. Every coherent thought in my brain immediately ceased functioning. “Come on,” she said. Alarm bells detonated across my nervous system. “Come on where?” “Dance with me.” “Irene,” I began carefully, “I can’t…” “Oh my God,” she i
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