“Want to make one hundred dollars?” Robert inquired.Derek said, “Depends though.”“Depends?”“I realize you think I have no ethics, but I do have principles, and there are places I don't like going.”“Don't worry, this won't be anywhere near it,” He said.“I don't know where you learnt that line from, though.” Robert added giggling.“I'm smart, you know. About this place, is there a dog involved?”“Um, maybe… not actually,” Robert said. “But you will need to get up early.”“What are we going to be doing?”“Rake the leaves and pick up sticks.”“Do you have bags?”Derek asked.“Dude, no bagging. We dragged 'em into the woods after raking 'em onto a tarp. Easy cash.”“What's the trick?” Derek inquired.“No trick dude, other than getting up early, so don't spend half the night looking at porn.” Robert said.“Not a problem.” Derek replied, “So we gonna divide the 100 dollars?”“No, you get 100. How does that sound?”“Awesome! I guess.” “Mm-hmm, Right now, you can pay for your own pit pass
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