For about five seconds, I just sat in my desk chair and stared at them like they were a hallucination my sleep deprivation had cooked up for entertainment. Then reality returned in a wave. “Okay,” I said, very calmly, which is how you know I was one second from screaming. “We’re going to address several things.” Rory, sitting cross legged on my floor in the middle of my merch explosion, nodded eagerly. “Yes. First: your taste is immaculate.” “Not that,” I snapped. Micah, still in my bean bag, still holding my book like this was a normal Thursday, tilted his head. “Second: your mother is formidable.” I blinked. “What does that mean.” Micah shrugged slightly. “She asked Rory if he’d eaten vegetables this week.” Rory clutched his chest. “She saw through me.” I pressed my palms to my eyes for a second, then lowered them and pointed at the open box from under my bed. “One: you robbed me.” Rory gasped. “I did not rob you. I liberated your truth.” “My truth was under my b
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