I, Fiona—hen of impeccable posture, radiant feathers, and unshakable dignity—was simply living MY LIFE.To be exact, I was eating a few particularly juicy worms near my favorite bush, the one my late aunt adored (may she rest in peace).The sun was pleasant, the breeze gentle, and everything was perfectly normal… as normal as it gets on this ranch.Until it happened.Out of nowhere—and without the slightest warning, because apparently the universe enjoys testing my patience—a blonde human appears. Extremely perfumed. Wearing boots that have clearly never touched a speck of dirt. All neat, shiny, sparkling, and painfully urban. She looked at me as if I were some kind of rare, mystical creature.I was literally just eating.And then she ATTACKED.Yes, attacked.Like a confused hawk.As if I were a walking diamond.Or worse—a PET.The woman suddenly crouched down, reached out, and grabbed me like I had nothing better to do than be kidnapped by a fancy-smelling stranger!Naturally, I star
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