All Chapters of Dirty Family Secrets: Chapter 331 - Chapter 340

When I called them to eat, I was amazed. They ate like construction workers, not fashion models or professional women. They laughed about the whole roll of paper towels they had to use.Sandy sat back and let loose a very unladylike belch, which broke the whole group up. "I'm thinking, Jaime, that I need to review my relationship expectations. You cook, you build furniture and you ain't hard to look at. "Everyone laughed but Jen, and she looked a little irritated. The girls caught it and grinned harder, teasing her by giving me their numbers. I looked at Melody. "Aren't you married?""I am, and I love him dearly. I wanted you to have my number so we could set up some training sessions for hubby. He could use a few pointers."They relaxed as twilight gathered, oohing when I switched on my party lights, especially enjoying the Japanese lantern on the little island. All the lights were designed to draw insects away from the deck. I brought out a carafe of coffee and the Pecan pound cake

I was almost finished dry fitting everything when she came into the shop two hours later. She sat on a stool and watched for a few minutes before coming over and giving me a hand. I was grateful for the help; sometimes you needed three hands on these projects. When everything was in place, we stood back, her admiring it while I looked for flaws.The seat was a bit uneven on one corner, so before I glued everything up I'd have to fix that. One of the back spindles looked a little off and I might have to adjust the length so it would seat better, but other than that it looked good. Jen helped as I gently took it apart, laying the pieces out on a long table. I took the seat over to the sander and adjusted it, then I measured the hole, took a little off the bottom of the spindle in question, and it was ready to glue up.I was going to stain the parts first. That way I could get a good even coat, and it would make the whole thing more durable. Not quite sure how dark to make it, I asked he

"I'll bet she works for peanuts while the men make a killing.""Actually, she makes more than most and almost twice as much, or better, a year than I do. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to shower and change. I'll probably be late getting home. Do you remember how to set the security system?"Her reply was to flounce out to her car and drive away.*****Angie had more than few ruffled feathers. "How long has she been staying with you?""A couple of weeks. I figure another two or three and she'll be gone. I'm like a touchstone to her, plus I look a lot like her deceased husband.""Is she looking for a clone? I know who she is; anyone who's ever read a fashion magazine knows who she is. I figured she'd be wrinkled and gray by now, but she looks better than my baby sister, and she's 23. Are you sleeping with her?"I think I dodged that bullet pretty well. "I'm not having sex with her if that's what you're asking.""Bet she's loaded. How much is she worth?""I have no idea. I've never ask

We rode in silence until we were almost there. "Jan still talks to me. She told me about your volunteering in the nursery, rocking the babies. She also asked me to look at a couple of the rockers because they were getting a little rickety. They were worn out and the thought of you falling to the ground with a baby in your arms didn't set well with me, so I made these."She didn't say anything, just locked down on my hand and started humming again. Jan, her three nurses, and two maintenance men were waiting at the door. The maintenance men and I each took a chair and went to the nursery, where we unwrapped them and set them up. The men promised me they would throw the old rockers in the dumpster. Jan and Jen made a list and delivered the flowers. We were there four hours.I had a little surprise for her. Sarah, the "vertically challenged" woman I'd made a rocker for, had just had her baby. Jen was enthralled when the diminutive woman showed up, obviously pregnant. The chair was for her

I nearly had a heart attack when she stood on the dock and wiggled out of her shorts and top, showing a very nice bikini. It was tiny but not vulgar, if that makes any sense. Everyone, and I mean everyone, thought she looked good. The gas attendant bent over so far around the pump to get a better look at her that he overbalanced and ended up in the water. Jen never missed anything and had a big smirk on her face. Then she totally blew their minds by giving me a scorcher of a kiss before getting on the boat. "Better let me drive honey. You look a little out of it."We zipped up and down the lake for an hour before she gave me the wheel. Take us somewhere private, baby."I took her to the mouth of the lake and into a little cove I had discovered by accident. Trees hung over the entrance and you had to crouch down but once you cleared them there was a beautiful little cove with a strip of white sand on the left side. I bumped the nose into the sand, jumping out and securing the boat to a