When I get to Lifelines Bistro, I order a margarita immediately. If I don’t, I’m gonna have a nuclear meltdown. My nerves are frayed beyond belief and I can’t stop my hands from shaking.Alcohol usually does the trick in these kinds of situations.Unfortunately, no sooner have the words “make it strong” come to the tip of my tongue than do I remember that the entire reason I’m here in the first place precludes me from getting drunk at all.So with a sigh, I amend to say, “Make it… virgin.”I pick a table in the corner with a vantage point of the front door and sit down. It’s quiet in here tonight, which is a little weird for a Chicago Business District bar on a Wednesday at happy hour, but that’s one of the reasons I picked it.I want as few onlookers as possible to witness what might be the most awkward conversation of my life.Uh, yeah, so we don’t know each other, sir, but it seems like we’re about to have a baby together.Cue cringe vomiting.The virgin margarita disappears down t
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