All Chapters of A TALL HORNY STRANGER : Chapter 201 - Chapter 205

Day 210April 18th10:00 AM - 10:00 PM_A Tall HORNY Strangers_Budget: $150.Pinterest board: $15,000 dresses.Reality check: we have $150.Nico: "We can make it work. I design, remember?"Me: "You design logos. Not lace."Nico: "Same thing but softer."*10:00 AM - THRIFT STREET*We went to 4 thrift stores.First store: dress from 1987. Shoulder pads like football player.Me: "Do I look like bride or linebacker?"Nico: "My beautiful linebacker bride."Second store: white dress, but stain. Coffee? Wine? Old tears?Third store: perfect dress but size 12. I'm size 6.I held it up.Sad.Nico took it from me.Looked at seams.Looked at tag."Buy it.""What? It's too big.""Buy it. I can fix.""Nico—""Trust your fiancé designer."We bought it: $35.*12:00 PM - FABRIC STORE*We went to fabric store with remaining $115.Nico walked like he owns place.Picked lace.Picked thread.Picked small pearls.Lady at counter: "Wedding?"Us: "Yes."Her: "DIY? Brave."Nico: "Broke. Not brave."She gave

Day 218 NightApril 26th11:00 PM - 4:00 AMA Tall HORNY StrangersWe kept marriage certificate on bedside table.Not fridge yet.On table where we can see.Two signatures.Aria Bennett.Nico Bennett.Same last name, different handwriting.*11:00 PM - THE DRESS ON THE CHAIR*I hung my dress on chair.He hung his suit next to it.Navy and thrift-white.They look good together.Like us.We stood in underwear looking at them.Silly.He laughed: "We look like we robbed a wedding.""We _are_ the wedding."He turned to me.Really looked.Long look.From hair to feet."My wife."First time saying it without crowd.Voice low."My husband."My voice small.He stepped close.No rush tonight.We have no curfew. No early court.Just married.He cupped my face.Thumb on cheek."Are you tired?" he asked."Not tired. Just... full. Like heart full.""Me too."He kissed forehead.Then nose.Then mouth.Soft first.Married soft.Different from fiancé soft.More... certain.Like he knows he can kiss tom

Day 223-224May 1st - May 2nd Weeken_We finally do honeymoon__A Tall HORNY Strangers_Rent was paid.Somehow.We hustled.Nico: 3 freelance logos.Me: 4 extra shifts.Mrs. Lee: forgave $11 and gave us $50 "wedding gift, don't pay back."We paid $1,200 with $1,204.83.$4.83 left.But rent paid = honeymoon unlocked.We declared weekend: NO WORK. NO OUTSIDE. JUST MARRIED.*Saturday 10:00 AM - RULES*We wrote rules on paper, taped to door.HONEYMOON RULES - Apt 3B - THE MARRIED BENNETTS1. No phones (except music + camera)2. No pants (optional but encouraged)3. No leaving apartment (balcony counts as Maldives)4. No talking about rent5. Yes to kissing anytimeWe locked door.Put phone on Do Not Disturb.*11:00 AM - MALDIVES BALCONY*We turned balcony into resort.Blanket tent.We used bedsheets + chairs.Fairy lights inside tent = stars.We put sign: WELCOME TO BENNETT MALDIVES - 5 STARWe lay inside tent.In shorts.Eating cereal dry from same bowl because we didn't want to wash spo