The kids ate more dinner than seemed reasonable for two tiny humans who, three hours earlier, had been trying to attack each other.Dinner was in the family wing dining room, not the estate’s main dining room, which was far too large and far too serious for four-year-olds. Bianna sat at the end of the table texting someone, occasionally looking up only to say, “Max, don’t use carrots as construction tools,” or, “Issa, if you call asparagus emotionally unavailable one more time, I’m recording it for future evidence.”Zach sat between the twins because apparently the man had surrendered to fate. Max finished his chicken, half his mashed potatoes, two pieces of bread, and tried to claim extra dessert because, according to him, “the worm incident drained my minerals.”Issa ate with the expression of wounded dignity, still wearing a little lavender robe over her new satin pajamas, and every time Max talked too loudly, she looked at him like she was considering replacing her twin with a cat
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