An hour later, I barely recognize myself in the mirror. I’m wearing Maybelline’s mauve sequin dress, my hair’s been fluffed up in some glamor-model style I’ve never worn, and the makeup job she did on me has me looking like I’ve got a real-life Instagram filter on. Oh, and I’m wearing a pair of heels that feel like stilts.“Going to break an ankle tonight,” I mutter, taking a few practice steps across the room.“You’re going to be fine,” Maybelline replies. “Just take it slow, flatter him, act all cute and innocent—which you are—”“Yes, yes, your friend’s a virgin,” I reply, waving my hand.“You’re gonna make so much money.”A sound from outside catches my attention, and I look out the window to see a car pulling into the driveway. I guess you could call it a car. A more apt description would be a mansion on wheels. It’s black, shiny, enormous, and looks like it was custom built for Mark Cuban.My blood instantly starts pumping as I point down at it.“Is that…?”Maybelline nods. “Your
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