NERDY NEIGHBOR REVENGEChapter 1: I GET ANOTHER WARNING BECAUSE MY NERDY NEIGHBOR CAN’T STOP REPORTING METhe email lands in my inbox at 8:17 a.m.Subject line: Final Written Warning – Unit 4BI already know what it says before I open it. Same landlord. Same formal language. Same passive-aggressive reminder that “multiple complaints have been received regarding noise levels, late-night visitors, and most recently, an incident of public indecency visible from neighboring units.”Public indecency.That one is new.I sit on the edge of my bed in a towel, hair still dripping, and feel my face burn. The towel incident was yesterday. I had thrown every towel I owned into the wash and only realized it when I stepped out of the shower. The balcony was six steps away. The laundry rack was right there. I opened the sliding door, leaned out, grabbed the towel, and was back inside in less than ten seconds.Apparently ten seconds was enough.My neighbor in 4A—quiet, glasses, always in a hoodie, th
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