AVAMotherhood was apparently a beautiful experience, according to people who had clearly forgotten to mention that babies could behave like tiny, furious dictators who had no respect for sleep, personal space, or the fact that their mothers occasionally needed to use the bathroom without somebody screaming.Three days after our wedding, I was standing in the nursery wearing one of Damien's shirts, my hair tied into a ridiculous knot, and a baby spit-up stain sitting proudly on my shoulder while Aurora Kiara screamed at a bottle she had been demanding for the last twenty minutes. I had tried feeding her, changing her, singing to her, walking around the room, and even offering her the expensive little toy Maya had brought, but apparently none of those things met her extremely complicated standards."Your daughter has been awake since five in the morning, and I would appreciate it if somebody explained to her that the rest of us are not employees hired to entertain her around the clock.
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