
Adrift on the BoatIn our lakeside town, if a woman wanted to marry the love of her life, she must personally build a wooden rowboat to serve as her wedding vessel. On the exact day of our seventh anniversary, my girlfriend, Sarah Granger, held the launch ceremony for her newly finished boat. The crowd cheered as they witnessed the moment, and my heart pounded furiously against my ribs.
However, just as I was about to board the boat, I caught the hushed whispers of her best friends.
“Are you really giving this boat to Logan? Aren’t you afraid Austin will throw a fit?"
“Yeah, Austin can be pretty sensitive. Be careful not to push him too far.”
The next second, Sarah’s casual voice rang out, filled with absolute certainty.
“He won’t. Austin is the easiest guy to appease. He’s completely head over heels for me. Besides, around these parts, if a guy isn’t married by twenty-eight, everyone starts looking at him like a pathetic bachelor. He wouldn’t dare make a scene. Think about it: the marriage certificate goes to Austin, and the wedding vessel goes to Logan. It’s totally fair. Plus, it… makes up for my regrets.”
So, agreeing to get legally married to me was a regret for her? Easy to appease? Pathetic bachelor?
Those words hurt my ears, and I started to choke up, but I didn’t cry. Instead, I pulled out my phone and sent a single text message.
[Mom, I’m taking your advice. I’m twenty-eight now, and I’m not waiting around anymore.]