Crap Taxidermy

Holy Crap! My Fling Is My Step-Uncle
Holy Crap! My Fling Is My Step-Uncle
Selene Davies was heartbroken when Sunny Dale humiliated and dumped her on her 20th birthday. She felt that she had done everything right in their relationship, and couldn’t tell where things went wrong. After all, she was raised by her mother to be a lady; prim and proper. That night, she gave in to her wildest desires and threw herself into the warm arms of Declan Grayson, the personification of wealth and power. Selene reckoned that there was nothing wrong with letting herself loose and having a great night. However, what if her fling wasn't just a decade older than her but also turned out to be her step-uncle? Well, he was nothing but a fling, no strings attached, or so she thought. Regret was an understatement when she learned that Declan didn't only take her first, but also publicized their affair. He portrayed her as a slut who gave sexual favors for a measly screen time. Now, she has the black market drug, ecstasy in her system, and when it’s effects kick in at random times, she either gets laid quickly or kicks the bucket. Who, or better still, what would be her medicine, when she has no man in her life? *** "Oh my God! Why does my head hurt so much? And my whole body also hurts like crazy. Ouch!!! Selene suddenly spotted a full-grown man lying beside her, “Hey, who the fu*k are you? And why are you in my bed?” Declan only smiled beautifully, a coy smirk lacing his lips. "Take a look around, sweetheart. You. Are. In. My. Bed!” His deep baritone voice sounded in her ear, stirring emotions she swore never to entertain again, or just maybe she never really felt that way before...
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Reborn As A Scrap Queen
Reborn As A Scrap Queen
She thought her life was going to be outstanding if she became an idol, the dream she had been carrying on her shoulders for all her childhood. But failure and the burden of being targeted crashed her dream and shattered her life. Exactly when she thought she had no right to live in this cruel world, she was transmigrated into a world where she was a Queen. That Queen was ridiculed and bullied by her husband and his ladies in the harem, but now that an efficiently talented girl was in her body, the story takes a turn. The King fell in love with her so deeply, dotting on her more than anyone else. Getting to power, she avenged that poor queen by getting to those vicious ladies. Watch out for Luli's adventurous life in this story.
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My Aloof Sisters Asked for My Forgiveness
My Aloof Sisters Asked for My Forgiveness
Dustin Fox worked hard for the Wyatt family for more than ten years and was exhausted, both physically and mentally. His body was covered in scars because of it. When he dragged his wounded body back to celebrate Amara’s birthday, he was told that the Wyatt family did not care for “useless crap,” and the Wyatt sisters kicked him out as if he were an unwanted dog. Disappointed, Dustin decided to live for himself. In the end, the Wyatt sisters begged him for his forgiveness.
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Don's Fiancée
Don's Fiancée
On the run from her adoptive father for five years after being sold to the Russian mafia, Lianna took refuge in the states. She thought New York City was a safe place for her, that it was her ticket out of the mafia world. Little did she know that it’s swarming with people much vile than the place escaped from. This city will pull her deeper into the underworld. ~~ "I'm not her." He stood up from his chair abruptly that it fell behind. It took him three strokes until he was holding my neck, lifting me, and pinning me on the wall as he choked me. He breathes the smoke in my face but I was losing air in my lungs to inhale it. "I've searched for you and you're giving me this crap?" he hissed in my face. "Try something else, Alexa, or I'll bury you alive." He let go of my neck, I gasped for air as my lungs took all the air it needed. It's better if he ends my life anyway. I thought to myself. "Where is it?" he asked as he stood beside the table. "Where is what?" He lifts a tattered knife in his hand as he walks slowly to where I stood now. "I'll carve my name in your chest if you don't stop acting dumb, Alexa." He traced the neckline of my dress with his knife. The pointed cold blade sent shivers all over my being. "Where did you bury my father!?" ~~ [Mature Content] Photo credits to Nikola Jovanovic
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Forsaken by the Moon Goddess
Forsaken by the Moon Goddess
Sloane Hartwell is the niece of Roman and Samara Hartwell. She is descended from a long line of pure Alphas who shift into the rare white wolf. At the tender age of eight, Sloane found out that her mother and the man she thought was her father were responsible for the death of her mother’s parents and brother, the Alpha heir. She also discovered that her mother murdered her birth father, thinking that he was not an Alpha. When her Aunt Samara returned, her mother and mate were both killed for their betrayal. Sloane worked hard to be worthy of becoming a white wolf and on her tenth birthday, when she got her wolf, she anxiously raced to see if she’d done enough, only to be disappointed that her wolf was a normal wolf. Benedict Winslow, V is an Alpha heir in a very long line of Alphas. His family is well known in the werewolf community, his bloodline going back so far that he’s practically werewolf royalty. Benedict has been watching Sloane for years, seeing how hard she works, how strong she is, and how she doesn’t take crap from anyone. He appreciates her toughness and her love of family. When he invites Sloane to his eighteenth birthday party, his family is less than pleased. Unwilling to offend her powerful family, they allow her to stay, only to find out that Benedict feels the pull to her as a mate. However, Sloane doesn’t feel worthy of having any mate, much less someone like Benedict. When she pushes him away, he refuses to let her go. Can Benedict convince Sloane that he truly wants her as his mate? Can Sloane let go of the pain of her past and allow herself to find happiness?
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I'm In Love With My CEO Hubby
I'm In Love With My CEO Hubby
"Holy crap, you are so boring!" He pushed her against the wall, placing his hands on either side of her and staring into her eyes in frustration. He is shirtless and has flat abs touching her body, which is giving her goosebumps. "I don't know how to kiss." She looked at the man, pouting her lips. He scoffed at her boring reply. "Teach me how to kiss." She mumbled, licking her lips, and grabbed his attention. He looked down at her and stroked his hair with his fingers, pulling her close by her waist. "Stand on my toes." He smirked, sending chills down her spine. She climbed over, placing both feet on his toes. "Look into my eyes." He grabbed her chin and make her look into his eyes. She looked into his green-pricing eyes, rolling her fingers on his trimmed beard. "Concentrate on my lips." He synced, licking his lips. Her heart skipped a beat as he pressed her thin lips between his thumbs. And she moaned in response, rolling her eyes at his lips. "Seal your lips on mine and chew it up like an ice cream." He explained the first step, bending his head to seal her lips. "Aaaachuuuuu!!" She sneezed loudly before he sealed her lips. "ANGELINA." He yelled at the top of his lungs. "I’m sorry, hubby." Angelina closed her eyes, covering them with both hands. Angelina is a twenty-year-old college student with lots of goals in life, but she doesn't have parents to give her pocket money and support her financially. But one day, she married a billionaire and then her tragic life turned into a romantic one. Now the question is - how will Angelina satisfy her husband and his desires when she has only experienced struggles in her past life?
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Is Crap Shoot Available As A Free PDF Novel?

4 Answers2025-12-18 14:14:31

I've stumbled across searches for 'Crap Shoot' as a free PDF before, and honestly, it's a bit of a gray area. The novel isn't widely distributed for free legally—most places hosting it are likely pirating, which isn't cool for the author. I'd check platforms like Project Gutenberg or Open Library first, as they specialize in legit free books. If it's not there, your best bet is supporting the writer by buying a copy or borrowing from a library.

That said, I get the appeal of free reads—budgets can be tight! But tracking down obscure titles sometimes leads to sketchy sites. Maybe try forums like Reddit’s r/books; users often share legal freebies or swap recommendations for similar gritty thrillers if 'Crap Shoot' isn’t available. My rule of thumb? If it feels dodgy, it probably is.

Are There Any Sequels To Crap Shoot?

4 Answers2025-12-18 00:57:47

Man, 'Crap Shoot' really takes me back! That quirky little indie game had such a unique charm with its unpredictable mechanics and dark humor. From what I've dug up over the years, there hasn't been an official sequel, but fans have kept the spirit alive with mods and spin-off concepts. Some even tried pitching spiritual successors, blending its chaotic energy with roguelike elements. The devs went quiet after the original, though—maybe the title was too niche? Still, I’d kill for a follow-up that doubles down on its absurdity.

Interestingly, there’s a fan-made 'Crap Shoot Reloaded' floating around itch.io that tweaks the original formula with new mini-games. It’s janky but captures the vibe. If you’re craving more, diving into games like 'Baba Is You' or 'Getting Over It' might scratch that 'what fresh hell is this?' itch. Here’s hoping someone revives the franchise someday!

Who Is The Author Of Crap Shoot Book?

4 Answers2025-12-18 23:22:14

The book 'Crap Shoot' was written by Peter David, a prolific author who's dabbled in everything from sci-fi to comic books. I first stumbled upon his work through his 'Star Trek' novels, which had this witty, character-driven flair that hooked me. 'Crap Shoot' is lesser-known compared to his mainstream stuff, but it’s got that signature blend of humor and sharp dialogue. David’s one of those writers who can make even the weirdest premises feel grounded, and that’s why I keep coming back to his books.

If you’re into quirky storytelling with a bite, his stuff is worth checking out. It’s not just about the plot—it’s how he twists tropes and makes you laugh while doing it. I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve recommended his work to friends who love genre-blending stories.

What Are The Funniest Examples From Crap Taxidermy?

3 Answers2026-01-20 04:49:21

Crap Taxidermy is this bizarre little corner of the internet where you can find taxidermy gone hilariously wrong, and honestly, it's pure gold. One of my favorite disasters has to be the 'squirrel on a skateboard'—someone tried to mount a squirrel mid-action, but the pose is so awkward it looks like it’s either about to faceplant or perform the world’s worst ollie. The eyes are usually the best part in these; they’re either wildly crossed or staring into the void like they’ve seen the afterlife. Another legendary one is the 'two-headed duck' where the necks are sewn together at such a weird angle it looks like a failed science experiment.

Then there’s the infamous 'fox with human hands,' which is equal parts unsettling and ridiculous. Like, why? Who thought this was a good idea? The craftsmanship is so bad it loops back around to being art. I also can’t forget the 'derpy raccoon' with its tongue lolling out like it’s mid-sneeze. It’s the kind of thing you’d stumble upon in your grandma’s attic and have no explanation for. What makes these so funny isn’t just the bad technique—it’s the sheer confidence. Someone looked at these and went, 'Yep, that’s going on the mantle.'

Who Is The Author Of Crap Taxidermy?

3 Answers2026-01-20 08:40:25

Ever stumbled upon a book so bizarrely charming that it sticks in your brain like gum on a shoe? That’s how I felt when I first cracked open 'Crap Taxidermy.' It’s this hilarious, slightly unsettling collection of botched animal preservation attempts, and the genius behind it is Kat Su. She’s like the patron saint of gloriously failed craftsmanship, curating these tragic yet weirdly artful monstrosities. I love how she celebrates the imperfections—it’s a reminder that even in failure, there’s something worth laughing about (or maybe screaming at).

What’s wild is how the book turned into a cult hit. Kat didn’t just document these abominations; she gave them a platform, almost like an anti-art gallery. It makes me wonder if the original taxidermists ever saw their work featured and cackled or wept. Either way, 'Crap Taxidermy' is a testament to humanity’s ability to mess up spectacularly—and own it.

How To Download Crap Shoot Novel Legally?

4 Answers2025-12-18 14:03:01

tracking down 'Crap Shoot' legally can be a bit tricky since it's not mainstream. First, I'd check major ebook retailers like Amazon Kindle or Barnes & Noble—sometimes indie novels pop up there. If it’s not available, searching the author’s website or social media might lead to a direct purchase link. Some writers self-publish through platforms like Gumroad or Payhip, so digging around those could pay off.

Another angle is checking digital libraries like OverDrive or Hoopla if your local library subscribes. Sometimes, niche novels get uploaded there. If all else fails, reaching out to the author or publisher via email might work—they’re usually happy to guide fans to legit copies. I once scored a signed ebook just by asking nicely!

What Is The Plot Of Crap Shoot Novel?

4 Answers2025-12-18 21:16:09

Man, I stumbled upon 'Crap Shoot' during a random bookstore crawl last year, and it hooked me instantly. It's this gritty, darkly comedic tale about a down-on-his-luck gambler named Vince who gets tangled in a high-stakes underground betting ring after a single lucky streak. The novel dives deep into themes of addiction, chance, and the illusion of control—like how Vince keeps convincing himself he's 'one big win away' from turning his life around, even as everything crumbles around him. The author nails the seedy atmosphere of backroom poker games and the psychological spiral of someone who can't quit.

What really stuck with me was how the story subverts the typical 'redemption arc.' Vince doesn't magically reform; instead, the ending leaves you questioning whether any of his choices mattered or if he was just a pawn in a rigged system. Side characters like his ex-wife (a recovering addict herself) and a cynical dealer who quotes Dostoevsky add layers to the mess. It’s like 'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas' meets 'The Gambler,' but with a voice all its own.

Can I Download Crap Taxidermy For Free Legally?

3 Answers2026-01-20 07:42:31

The first thing that comes to mind when I hear 'Crap Taxidermy' is that bizarrely charming indie game where you stitch together monstrosities for a laugh. Legally downloading it for free is tricky—most legit platforms like Steam or itch.io list it for a small price, and I haven’t seen it on any official freebie sites. Sometimes developers run promotions or giveaways, so following their social media might score you a free copy.

That said, I’d honestly recommend just buying it if you can. It’s a surreal, hilarious experience, and supporting indie creators keeps weird gems like this alive. Pirating it would kinda defeat the spirit of its chaotic creativity, y’know? Plus, it’s usually cheap during sales—I got my copy for less than a coffee.

Where Can I Read Crap Taxidermy Online For Free?

3 Answers2026-01-20 18:28:19

Ever stumbled upon something so bizarrely charming that you can't look away? That's how I felt when I first discovered 'Crap Taxidermy.' It's this weirdly wonderful mix of horror and hilarity—think squirrels with human teeth or cats frozen mid-leap but... wrong. If you're hunting for free online sources, I'd start with Tumblr blogs dedicated to oddities. There's a whole niche community there sharing the best (worst?) examples. Archive.org sometimes has scanned pages from obscure art books, and I’ve spotted a few gems in their open library. Just typing 'crap taxidermy' into Google Images feels like opening Pandora’s box—instant dopamine hits of absurdity.

Reddit’s r/ATBGE ('Awful Taste But Great Execution') is another goldmine. Users post DIY disasters alongside professional nightmares, and the comments are half the fun. Fair warning: once you fall down this rabbit hole, you’ll start noticing poorly stuffed animals everywhere—museums, thrift stores, even your grandma’s attic. It’s like a scavenger hunt for the delightfully deranged.

Is There A Crap Taxidermy Novel Or PDF Available?

3 Answers2026-01-20 13:29:59

I’ve stumbled across some weirdly fascinating subcultures online, but 'Crap Taxidermy' takes the cake for being both hilarious and unsettling. While I haven’t found a full-blown novel dedicated to it, there’s a treasure trove of content out there—blogs, photo collections, and even social media accounts celebrating the art of gloriously botched animal preservation. The closest thing I’ve seen is 'Crap Taxidermy' by Kat Su, which is more of a photo book with witty commentary than a narrative. It’s a riot, especially if you appreciate the absurd.

If you’re hunting for a PDF, your best bet might be niche art forums or digital archives. Some indie creators dabble in zines or short eBooks about oddball hobbies, but a traditional novel? Not yet. Honestly, the concept feels ripe for a dark comedy—imagine a protagonist obsessed with failed taxidermy, unraveling mysteries through badly stuffed squirrels. Someone please write that!

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