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*Abandoning ship isn’t my style. It wasn’t hers either, but our circumstances ripped us apart. Now it’s not just a literal ocean standing between us. Francine Chirilova has no direction. After coming out of the closet leaves her without a family at age 18, the quick witted 25 year old has been forced to survive on her connections and kind personality. Throw in a rapidly decreasing appetite and a tendency to gravitate toward abusive women for a epic shit show. While recovering from her latest 4 year long mistake, she makes a strong, yet unlikely connection with her virtual best friend. Que in recovering alcoholic Vasilisa Krovopuskova, aged 26 from Siberia, Russia. After surviving a grueling upbringing on her own, trust is a difficult concept to grasp. Already having experienced heartbreak once before, she wasn’t looking for anything serious when Francine crash landed into her life via an online sanctuary for lesbians. With an ocean separating the two, neither Francine nor Vasilisa know which direction to swim in. Will they stay on their side of the world, or drown trying to get to the other? *Disclaimer* - Strong mature content. 18+, please Book one. To follow is book two: “Our Blank Canvas.”

42 Chapters

Secret santa: my funny violin

Year Malkame returns to her hometown after ten years of exile. She came back following pieces of a puzzle she really needed to find in order to meet her Secret santa, the man or woman who had been gifting her lonely childhood Christmases with joy and music. Being sent away from her home at the age of fourteen, she had lost the trail of the person she was looking for. But now, she wants to finally find him. But in her journey, she finds her childhood best friend Justin. A misfortune leaves her under the same roof with this man. What happens when long-time friends come together after ten years? What happens when she realizes who her secret santa is? And what the hell happens when a billionaire decides he suddenly wants her to not only work for him but also be his woman?

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6 Chapters

Ceo's Slutty Love

Carla is a carefree young woman who doesn't care what the world thinks or says about her. She just does her things her way. She's a proud whore who hooks up with a lot of men for a living. Her life was going just fine until she met Jayden Romans. Jayden is one of the big shots and rich billionaires in the country. He doesn't really have a stable relationship because of his cold and ruthless character. She saved his life on the first meeting which he couldn't forget. He meets up with Carla at a club and after having her for one night, he's not willing to let her go. Carla is not interested in long time commitments but Jayden will do anything to win her over despite the fact that his family are against their union. Will Jayden's spoilt and ambitious sister let her brother be with a whore? What about Jayden's dubious ex? What happens when Carla runs away with Jayden's money or Isn't she the thief?. Stay tuned for more Brought to you by Sherry Pearl [Light Pearl]

60 Chapters

Dark Love

Dark Romance; A spoiled girl’s game leads her into the arms of an attractive, no-nonsense man. Logline: After playing a reckless game, a spoiled and gullible girl did not expect to find herself in a serious relationship with an intriguing and no-nonsense guy who starts to discipline her. Excerpt: She listened as he stepped forward with his belt, moving closer to her and crowding her with the musky scent he was wearing. She fought to hold back her fear as finally, he came to stand behind her. She felt his fingers gently combing her hair down over her shoulders. Then he started speaking slowly, his deep voice starting to shake her demeanor as he talked to her."You didn't marry a soft knight in shining armor that will cuddle, ignore and pet you every time you choose to deliberately get out of line. I will punish you thoroughly for your disobedience..." WARNING! This is Dark Romance. Do not read if you find the theme offensive.

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80 Chapters

Love Lost, Love Found

Iris escapes a stifling marriage, finding refuge in a chance encounter with Ian at a resort. Shared confessions spark a connection, leading to Ian's frequent visits to Iris's life. As their friendship deepens, external pressures and family complexities threaten their budding relationship. Will they overcome the challenges that seek to unravel their newfound connection?

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66 Chapters

Puppy Love

Introducing the next chapter in the Dark Side of Fate series!Liam's heart is broken on graduation night when the father of his long-time crush decides to whisk her away for reasons best known to him. The situation gets him distraught. Suspecting she is in danger, he tries to pull the strings to help find her. In the process, he is surprised by fate as his mate shows up in the midst of everything, and he is now torn between his fated and his long-time crush. He tries to navigate through with wisdom, but love isn't a battle of will but that of the heart, and his wolf isn't relenting either.This book continues the exciting journey of the children of our beloved characters as they face challenges in their unique world.Follow Liam, the son of Tamia and Sylvester, as he deals with unexpected struggles in his life. Despite feeling sad, destiny has something special in store for him. Will it turn out to be a blessing or a curse? This story revolves around Liam's love journey.If you haven't read The Dark Side of Fate Books 1 and 2 yet, consider giving them a read. It will help you better understand the characters and their backgrounds.

9.9

159 Chapters

What Are The Best Quotes From The Funny Novel?

5 Answers2025-04-25 07:07:14

One of the funniest moments in the novel comes when the protagonist, trying to impress a date, accidentally orders a dish called 'The Kraken’s Revenge' at a fancy restaurant. The waiter deadpans, 'It’s not just spicy, it’s legally considered a weapon in three states.' The protagonist, sweating profusely, replies, 'I’ll take it as a challenge—and a life insurance policy.' The entire scene is a riot, especially when the date ends up loving the dish and casually mentions she’s a competitive chili eater. The dialogue is sharp, the timing impeccable, and it perfectly captures the absurdity of trying too hard.

Another gem is when the protagonist’s best friend, after a series of disastrous decisions, says, 'I’m not saying I’m the reason chaos exists, but I’m definitely its favorite customer.' This line becomes a running gag throughout the book, popping up at the worst (and funniest) moments. The humor is self-deprecating but relatable, making it a standout quote that readers love to quote in real life.

What Are Funny Quotes For Farewell Parties And Speeches?

4 Answers2025-08-25 04:01:42

Whenever I get invited to a farewell party, my brain immediately starts drafting the silliest lines—half to make people laugh, half to avoid crying. I like starting with something self-deprecating so the room relaxes: "I was told to keep this short, which is code for 'you have my attention for exactly three minutes and one embarrassing story.'" Another favorite is: "We’ll miss you like an email attachment that never actually attached—so important, always promised, occasionally remembered."

For speeches, I mix a handful of quick zingers with one heartfelt line. Quick zingers I pull out: "Good luck out there—may your coffee be strong and your inbox merciful," or "We’ll try to continue without you, but we’re pretty sure you were the only one who knew how the printer works." Then I finish with something softer that still gets a chuckle: "You’re off to new adventures; just don’t forget where we hid the snacks."

If you want to tailor these, think about the person's role and a small, shared memory—turn that into a punchline and a warm send-off. It’s the little details (the snack stash, the weird mug, the habit of arriving three minutes late) that make people laugh and then feel seen.

Where Can I Find Funny Quotes For Facebook With Images?

3 Answers2025-08-25 19:19:11

I get a little giddy whenever I talk about this—there are so many fun places to grab quote images for Facebook, and I love tinkering with them on lazy Sunday afternoons. If you want ready-made images, start with Pinterest and Instagram: search keywords like funny quotes, meme quotes, or even specific shows like 'The Office' or 'Parks and Recreation' for lines that land. Pinterest boards are treasure troves because people pin high-quality PNGs and typographic posters you can reshare (just double-check the source link). Instagram pages such as meme accounts and dedicated quote pages often have image-ready posts you can save and repost with credit.

If you prefer to craft your own—my favorite energy-saver—use Canva or Kapwing. They provide tons of templates sized correctly for Facebook (aim for 1200x630px for best previews). Pick a crisp photo from Unsplash, Pexels, or Pixabay (these are usually free to use), then layer a short, punchy quote and play with fonts until it’s legible on mobile. For mobile-only editing, apps like Phonto, Over (now GoDaddy Studio), or Typorama are super convenient. I usually export at high quality and add a tiny watermark or handle so people know where it came from.

For finding the quotes themselves, BrainyQuote, 'Goodreads' (search the 'funny' tag), Quote Garden, and Quotefancy are great starting spots. Reddit communities like r/funny, r/quotes, or even r/cleanjokes have neat, crowd-tested lines that make people actually comment. A caution: if the quote is from a living comedian or a scripted show, check copyright—paraphrasing or crediting the source (e.g., actor/character and show) is a good habit. I love posting one-liners with a tiny alt text description so my posts are friendly to everyone. Honestly, the best posts are the ones that feel like a quick, shared joke between friends—try a few styles and see what gets people laughing on your feed.

What Funny About Me Quotes Get More Comments On Posts?

2 Answers2025-08-25 00:41:13

My brain lights up when I think about about-me lines that actually start conversations — they’re tiny doors that invite people to poke their heads in. Over the years I’ve noticed the ones that get the most comments share a few traits: they’re specific, slightly mischievous, and leave room for a reply. Self-deprecating gems like ‘I put my cereal in the microwave sometimes’ or hyperbolic declarations like ‘Professional nap negotiator, undefeated’ are simple but relatable, and people love to chime in with their own confessions or roasts.

If you want more concrete ideas, here are categories that consistently spark replies: 1) Choice prompts — ‘Team coffee or team five-hour energy? Fight!’ forces people to pick sides. 2) Two-truths-or-a-lie twists — ‘I’ve been skydiving, I met a celebrity, I sleep with socks on’ and ask folks to guess. 3) Niche-flex + invite — ‘I can name 50 Mario skins, prove me wrong.’ 4) Tiny dilemmas — ‘Pineapple on pizza: culinary crime or miracle?’ These work because commentors can quickly add a one-liner without thinking too hard. I once tossed up ‘Pancakes or waffles? Help me settle a 10-year feud’ and it spiraled into 200 replies and a new group chat that’s still active.

A few practical moves: keep the line short and punchy; add one emoji to set tone; use a follow-up comment to tag five people and ask them to answer (boosts visibility). Avoid being mean or exclusionary — controversial is fine but don’t weaponize nastiness. Experiment with timing too: evenings and weekend afternoons usually get more traction for casual posts. Finally, treat your about-me like an ongoing improv bit — update it seasonally, reuse the top-performing prompts with small twists, and always reply to the best comments. That quick interaction is what turns a single-liner into a mini-community hangout, and honestly, that’s where the real fun is for me.

What Are The Best Funny Night Quotes About Insomnia?

3 Answers2025-08-26 06:33:36

If you're lying awake at 3 a.m., scrolling through memes and wondering why your brain insists on doing stand-up comedy at night, I feel you. I keep a mental notebook of the dumb little things insomnia makes me say to myself — those late-night monologues that are somehow both hilarious and tragic. Here are some of my favorite funny night quotes that I either stole from friends or invented while staring at the ceiling lamp:

'Insomnia: because my brain refuses to pay rent to the Sleep Department.'
'Snooze button, more like hope button.'
'I don’t have insomnia; I have unlimited late-night thinking sessions.'
'My sleep schedule and I are on a break.'
'At night my thoughts have party mode enabled.'

I tend to drop these into DMs or use them as captions for my midnight snack photos. Sometimes they work better as text messages to commiserate with fellow night owls — one of my friends replied with a GIF and the single word 'relatable' and I felt validated. If you want quips that double as diagnostic tools, try: 'Went to bed on time, stayed awake for an extended Q&A with my anxieties.' That one gets laughs and therapeutic eye rolls. I also like turning these into little lists to post: they read like a support group with punchlines. Throw one of these into your next midnight rant and watch the replies roll in — or at least you’ll get a chuckle from the glow of your phone.

Which Romance Novel Funny Quotes Are Most Relatable?

3 Answers2025-07-16 19:47:40

I love romance novels that make me laugh out loud, and 'The Hating Game' by Sally Thorne is packed with hilarious, relatable quotes. The banter between Lucy and Josh is so sharp and witty—it feels like watching two people who can’t stand each other but can’t resist flirting either. One of my favorite lines is when Lucy says, 'I’m not a morning person until I’ve had my coffee, and even then, it’s negotiable.' It’s such a mood! Another gem is from 'The Unhoneymooners' by Christina Lauren, where Olive grumbles, 'I’d rather eat a live crab than admit Ethan was right.' The humor in these books is so real because it captures the awkward, messy side of love we all experience.

What Funny Quotes About Universe Will Make Readers Laugh?

4 Answers2025-08-26 12:35:12

Staring up at the sky while munching on cheap ramen once inspired a ridiculous parade of one-liners that cracked me up for days.

Here are a few I still trot out when the stars are particularly smug: - "The universe is vast, so if you lose your keys, they're probably just expanding away." - "Astronomers are the original long-distance relationship experts: committed to objects we can never touch." - "If planets are lonely, at least they have great orbits and terrible texting etiquette." - "I asked the cosmos for answers; it sent me a shooting star and a Groupon for existentialism."

I like these because they mix cosmic awe with everyday silliness. They work great for captions, awkward icebreakers, or that weird moment when a friend says something deep and you want to deflate it with a smile. Try one next time you're looking at the sky and want to feel tiny and oddly entertained.

What Are Funny Quotes On Life In English To Lighten Moods?

3 Answers2025-08-23 00:01:46

My brain is basically a playlist of silly one-liners and comic strips, and I love sprinkling those around like confetti when moods dip. If you've ever been scrolling through a bleak afternoon and needed a little jolt, here's a collection of goofy, life-lightening quotes I actually whip out in chats, captions, or as my brain’s automatic reflex to weirdness. They're the kind of lines that make you snort tea out your nose or at least smirk and feel a touch less dramatic about Monday.

'I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.' — Oscar Wilde. This is my go-to when I'm pretending to be profound on social media. 'I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.' — Lily Tomlin. That one is perfect when someone's asking about my five-year plan and I have none. 'If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.' — Steven Wright. Dry, deadpan, and wonderfully absurd.

I also lean into classics that I can drop during meetings to diffuse tension: 'I am an early bird and a night owl... so I am wise and I have worms.' — Michael Scott (yes, from 'The Office' but used as a meme in real life). 'My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.' — Mitch Hedberg. For relationship-status humor, 'The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.' — Will Rogers — hits like a tiny truth-bomb. Another favorite for poking fun at everyday chaos: 'Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.' — Tom Lehrer.

When sharing with friends, I sometimes throw in absurdist gems: 'I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.' — Anonymous (but eternal). 'Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.' — Miles Kington. And because we all need a little silliness about aging and vibes: 'Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.' — Jennifer Yane. Keep a few of these in your pocket (or phone notes) and you'll always have a witty parachute for awkward silence or gloomy afternoons. If you want a themed mini-list—work, love, procrastination—I can throw one together that fits your vibe perfectly, and maybe even tailor it to that friend who needs cheering up.

Are There Funny Feel Blessed Quotes For Lighthearted Posts?

2 Answers2025-08-23 02:59:34

Some days I open my camera roll and realize I'm inexplicably grateful for tiny victories — like finding matching socks — and I want my captions to reflect that playful mood. If you want quotes that feel blessed but not serious, here are some of my favorites: 'Blessed and slightly bewildered', 'Grateful, giggly, and barely awake', 'Counting blessings and missed alarms', 'Blessed with love and an overactive snack drawer'.

I tend to use longer, story-like captions on Sundays: a quick setup about a cozy moment, then a punchline quote to wrap it up. For example: "Woke up to rain, burned the toast, but found an old postcard — blessed enough for one day. #tinywins" That mix of anecdote plus a cute line gets more shares on my feed.

If you want to aim for laughs, try pairing these with a candid selfie or a goofy detail shot. Add a silly sticker or an emoji (think: sparkles, croissant, or a sleepy face) and you're golden. Oh, and don’t be afraid to remix — swap 'blessed' for 'fortunate', 'spoiled', or 'surprisingly lucky' depending how theatrical you feel.

Which Funny Quotes Work Best For Wedding Speeches?

4 Answers2025-08-26 08:23:48

I’m that person who scribbles jokes in the margins of a program during ceremonies, and here are the lines I’d actually steal for a speech. Keep the energy light but affectionate — people love a jab that feels true. Try something like: 'Marriage is the art of turning your partner’s quirks into weekend stories.' It gets a laugh and lands as a compliment. Another safe one: 'Remember, a good marriage is like a casserole — only those responsible for it really know what’s inside.' It’s goofy and homey.
Timing is everything. Drop a quick one-liner after a sincere moment to lift the room: 'If they argue, flip a coin; if they agree, celebrate like it’s a minor holiday.' For the couple who met online, I like: 'They swiped right, and the rest is dinner plans and slightly competitive board games.' Finish with something warm and slightly silly so people leave smiling. I always picture the couple nudging each other in the front row — that little look makes the joke land better than any punchline, honestly.