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*Abandoning ship isn’t my style. It wasn’t hers either, but our circumstances ripped us apart. Now it’s not just a literal ocean standing between us. Francine Chirilova has no direction. After coming out of the closet leaves her without a family at age 18, the quick witted 25 year old has been forced to survive on her connections and kind personality. Throw in a rapidly decreasing appetite and a tendency to gravitate toward abusive women for a epic shit show. While recovering from her latest 4 year long mistake, she makes a strong, yet unlikely connection with her virtual best friend. Que in recovering alcoholic Vasilisa Krovopuskova, aged 26 from Siberia, Russia. After surviving a grueling upbringing on her own, trust is a difficult concept to grasp. Already having experienced heartbreak once before, she wasn’t looking for anything serious when Francine crash landed into her life via an online sanctuary for lesbians. With an ocean separating the two, neither Francine nor Vasilisa know which direction to swim in. Will they stay on their side of the world, or drown trying to get to the other? *Disclaimer* - Strong mature content. 18+, please Book one. To follow is book two: “Our Blank Canvas.”

42 Chapters

Secret santa: my funny violin

Year Malkame returns to her hometown after ten years of exile. She came back following pieces of a puzzle she really needed to find in order to meet her Secret santa, the man or woman who had been gifting her lonely childhood Christmases with joy and music. Being sent away from her home at the age of fourteen, she had lost the trail of the person she was looking for. But now, she wants to finally find him. But in her journey, she finds her childhood best friend Justin. A misfortune leaves her under the same roof with this man. What happens when long-time friends come together after ten years? What happens when she realizes who her secret santa is? And what the hell happens when a billionaire decides he suddenly wants her to not only work for him but also be his woman?

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6 Chapters

Love Betrayed

Sandra thought that she had the perfect life; she was inarguably one of the most sought-after models in the country and married to the nation's heartthrob, Lucas Hudson, CEO of Hudson's enterprises. Then a string of events led her to an exclusive hotel room where her husband, whom she had loved without restraint for the past 3 years, was in bed with another woman. He claims to be innocent, and he is unaware that Sandra had been drugged and assaulted, but the stage had already been set by someone who had desired her for years and now finally had a chance to penetrate her life. But when she thinks that all is over with Lucas and that chapter of her life, she finds out that she's pregnant with triplets, 5 years go by and fate brings him to her city entangling their paths once again, Will they be able to find each other once more, or is their love doomed to fail?

8 Chapters

Ceo's Slutty Love

Carla is a carefree young woman who doesn't care what the world thinks or says about her. She just does her things her way. She's a proud whore who hooks up with a lot of men for a living. Her life was going just fine until she met Jayden Romans. Jayden is one of the big shots and rich billionaires in the country. He doesn't really have a stable relationship because of his cold and ruthless character. She saved his life on the first meeting which he couldn't forget. He meets up with Carla at a club and after having her for one night, he's not willing to let her go. Carla is not interested in long time commitments but Jayden will do anything to win her over despite the fact that his family are against their union. Will Jayden's spoilt and ambitious sister let her brother be with a whore? What about Jayden's dubious ex? What happens when Carla runs away with Jayden's money or Isn't she the thief?. Stay tuned for more Brought to you by Sherry Pearl [Light Pearl]

60 Chapters

Love Lost, Love Found

Iris escapes a stifling marriage, finding refuge in a chance encounter with Ian at a resort. Shared confessions spark a connection, leading to Ian's frequent visits to Iris's life. As their friendship deepens, external pressures and family complexities threaten their budding relationship. Will they overcome the challenges that seek to unravel their newfound connection?

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66 Chapters

Puppy Love

Introducing the next chapter in the Dark Side of Fate series!Liam's heart is broken on graduation night when the father of his long-time crush decides to whisk her away for reasons best known to him. The situation gets him distraught. Suspecting she is in danger, he tries to pull the strings to help find her. In the process, he is surprised by fate as his mate shows up in the midst of everything, and he is now torn between his fated and his long-time crush. He tries to navigate through with wisdom, but love isn't a battle of will but that of the heart, and his wolf isn't relenting either.This book continues the exciting journey of the children of our beloved characters as they face challenges in their unique world.Follow Liam, the son of Tamia and Sylvester, as he deals with unexpected struggles in his life. Despite feeling sad, destiny has something special in store for him. Will it turn out to be a blessing or a curse? This story revolves around Liam's love journey.If you haven't read The Dark Side of Fate Books 1 and 2 yet, consider giving them a read. It will help you better understand the characters and their backgrounds.

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159 Chapters

Where Can I Find Romantic Funny Quotes Love For Him?

4 Answers2025-08-27 02:06:26

Back when I was scribbling cheesy lines on sticky notes for friends, I learned where the funniest, most romantic quotes hide — and honestly, half the fun is hunting them. I’ll usually start on Pinterest because you get whole boards of playful one-liners and sweet-but-silly couple captions. Tumblr’s tag searches can still surprise with obscure fandom-made lines, and Goodreads has a surprisingly useful quote section if you want something literary and wry. For movie gold, I swear by rom-coms: snippets from 'When Harry Met Sally' or the snarky sweetness of 'The Princess Bride' always land well.

If you want something more modern, scour Instagram meme accounts and quote pages, or check out Reddit threads where people share what actually made their partners laugh. I also keep a tiny note app filled with lines I overhear in cafés or lift from songs — those candid, real-life moments are the best. When I give a quote, I like pairing it with a goofy GIF or a tiny inside joke; it turns a cute sentence into something you both remember.

How Do I Create Personalized Funny Quotes Love For Her?

4 Answers2025-08-27 04:33:34

When I want to craft a funny, personalized quote for her, I start by thinking of one tiny image that always makes both of us grin—her terrible coffee-making face, the way she folds blankets like origami, that ridiculous song she hums in the shower. Those little mental snapshots are gold because they’re specific and instantly relatable.

From there I play with contrast and exaggeration. I’ll take a sweet line like “you light up my day” and twist it: “You light up my day the way fluorescent fridge bulbs light up midnight snack regrets—unapologetically and a little alarming.” The shock of the image plus the familiar affection hits funny and warm. I also borrow comedic tricks: misdirection (start sincere, end silly), callbacks to an inside joke, and rhythm—short, punchy beats land better as text notifications or tiny notes tucked into a lunchbox.

Finally, I pick the delivery: a hand-written slip in a book, a tiny doodle postcard, a voice note with me trying and failing to do an accent. Keep it imperfect; the charm is in the attempt. Try one tonight and see how she laughs.

Which Funny Quotes Love Make Couples Laugh The Most?

4 Answers2025-08-27 07:13:58

My partner and I have a weird little ritual: one of us drops a ridiculous line and the other has to laugh, groan, or retaliate with something even worse. My go-to is a playful groaner: 'I love you more than pizza,' and somehow that always cracks us up because both of us would happily die for a slice. I also swear by movie zingers—on lazy mornings I’ll mutter something from 'When Harry Met Sally' or borrow Michael Scott’s wonderfully awkward lines from 'The Office' and watch the expression change from confusion to giggle.

For actual usable quotes that reliably make couples laugh, I like short, silly ones: 'You’re my favorite notification,' 'I love you like a fat kid loves cake,' and 'I’m still not over how cute you looked when you fell off that chair.' Timing is everything—drop them during a quiet, sleepy moment or in the middle of a mundane chore and the contrast makes it funnier. And yes, personalization wins: twist a line to reference an inside joke or a shared misadventure. That personal touch turns a simple quip into a memory we keep replaying, and it’s honestly one of my favorite parts of being together.

Which Funny Quotes Love Are Perfect For Wedding Toasts?

4 Answers2025-08-27 18:14:17

I still grin thinking about the best man who opened his toast with, 'You complete me' and then followed it up with, '...but please do not complete my fantasy football team.' That kind of playful contrast is gold at weddings.

If you want a safe laugh, I love starting with a short, punchy one-liner: 'Marriage is like a deck of cards. At the start you need two hearts and a diamond. Later, you might wish for a club and a spade.' It’s cheeky, everyone knows the joke, and it loosens the room. For a pop-culture wink try borrowing 'You complete me' from 'Jerry Maguire' or twisting 'Love means never having to say you’re sorry' from 'Love Story'—both land well when said with a smile and a tiny eye-roll.

For a more personal touch, follow a quote with a one-sentence anecdote—something like, 'I’ve watched them argue about pizza toppings for three years and still see them laugh—so yeah, true love is real.' Funny quotes paired with a brief story make the toast feel lived-in and warm instead of just jokey.

What Are The Best Funny Quotes Love For Anniversary Cards?

4 Answers2025-08-27 16:40:31

Some days I find myself flipping through old cards and laughing out loud at the ridiculous things we used to write to each other. If you want an anniversary card that makes them giggle, I’ve got a stash of favorites I keep in my head for moments like this — short, cheeky, and perfect for anyone who appreciates a little sass with their sentiment.

'You’re still the one I want to annoy for the rest of my life.'
'Happy anniversary! Thanks for being my unpaid therapist.'
'We go together like coffee and more coffee.'
'Love is being stupid together — thanks for humoring my dumb ideas.'
'After all this time, you’re still my favorite notification.'
'Here’s to another year of laughing at our own jokes.'
'You’re the cheese to my macaroni — gooey, necessary, and a tiny bit weird.'
'We’ve made it through another year — and I didn’t even have to bribe you.'
'Growing old with you beats the alternative of growing old alone with a cat named Regret.'
'Thanks for being my partner in crime and my alibi.'

When I tuck one of these into a card I usually add a tiny personal line — like the place we first met or an inside joke — it turns a laugh into a memory. Pick the tone that fits your relationship: silly, slightly snarky, or adorably specific, and you’ll nail it.

Why Do People Love Funny Holiday Quotes So Much?

3 Answers2025-09-11 02:34:52

Holidays are like little pockets of joy in our otherwise hectic lives, and funny quotes just amplify that joy tenfold. There's something magical about laughing at a well-timed joke about Thanksgiving gluttony or Christmas chaos—it makes the whole experience feel more human and relatable. I think humor acts as a social glue during holidays, easing tensions when family dynamics get messy or when the pressure to create 'perfect' memories kicks in. My cousin once sent me a meme about 'surviving Aunt Linda's interrogation' at Easter, and it instantly defused my pre-family-gathering anxiety.

Plus, shared laughter creates nostalgia. Years later, you might not remember the exact presents you got, but you'll recall how hard you laughed at that one meme about wrapping gifts like a drunk Santa. It’s the same reason sitcoms like 'The Office' have holiday episodes—we crave that mix of warmth and absurdity. For me, funny holiday quotes turn routine traditions into inside jokes that bond people together, even if it’s just through a screen.

What Classic Movies Contain Iconic Funny Quotes Love?

4 Answers2025-08-27 10:49:30

There's something wildly satisfying about movie lines that make you laugh and then feel something — those rare moments when a joke lands and suddenly it's about love. I still quote 'Some Like It Hot' at least once a year to make people laugh; that offhand punchline Well, nobody's perfect. is such a compact, hilarious shrug about love's messy reality. I also find 'When Harry Met Sally' brilliant for its blend of comedy and heart — the scene that ends with I’ll have what she’s having is a perfect laugh-then-breathe moment, and Billy Crystal’s monologues keep me grinning weeks after.

I tend to pair those with a few screwball gems: 'Bringing Up Baby' and 'His Girl Friday' are full of rapid-fire banter about relationships that still sound fresh. And if I want charmingly absurd, I go for 'The Princess Bride' where lines like As you wish become both a joke and a vow. These films are great for using as texts, toasts, or just shouting at friends during movie night — they’re comfort food with a funny edge, and I love that mix.

How Can Brands Use Funny Quotes Love In Marketing Campaigns?

5 Answers2025-08-27 00:10:33

My feed is full of silly one-liners, and that taught me a lot about how funny quotes about love can actually carry brand personality. I like to start by matching the quote's humor to the audience—what feels witty to a 20-something on TikTok might land differently with a newsletter audience. For a campaign, I’d pick a handful of tone options (playful, sarcastic, wholesome) and pair each with specific channels: bite-sized, meme-ready lines for social, slightly longer playful copy for emails, and tactile, sweet quips on packaging or inserts.

From there I’d run small tests. I love throwing two versions into the wild: a heart-melting pun vs. a sarcastic throwaway like something you'd overhear in 'Friends', then measure CTR, saves, and comment sentiment. UGC is gold—encourage fans to share their own funny love lines with a hashtag and feature the best ones. That keeps authenticity high and content fresh. Don’t forget legal/rights if you borrow lines, and always localize for cultural nuance. Funny love quotes can spark shares, bring warmth to a brand, and actually boost conversions when executed with care; it just takes the right tone and a bit of playful bravery.

Which Books Include Memorable Funny Quotes Love About Marriage?

5 Answers2025-08-27 23:10:25

I still laugh out loud thinking about some of the lines I’ve underlined in books about marriage. One of my favorite places for that dry, cutting humor is 'Pride and Prejudice' — Jane Austen never says marriage is a fairy tale, she teases the social machinery around it, and her lines about matchmaking and practicality always hit me as both romantic and hilariously realistic.

For sharper epigrams, I go to Oscar Wilde: in his plays and witticisms you’ll find gems like, 'Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence; second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.' That one always makes me grin and wince at the same time. Groucho Marx’s collected quips (try 'Groucho and Me' or his letters) are another go-to — things like, 'I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury,' are pure one-line gold.

If you want domestic, sitcom-style takes, pick up Erma Bombeck’s collections or 'Bridget Jones’s Diary' by Helen Fielding — they mine the everyday absurdities of relationships. And for dry, character-driven gentleness, P.G. Wodehouse’s Jeeves stories poke fun at romantic entanglements in the most civilized way. Each of these gives a different flavor of funny about love and marriage, from satirical to warm to outright sarcastic.

Are There Any Funny Quotes About Lyrics?

3 Answers2025-09-11 06:03:34

Ever noticed how some song lyrics sound absolutely ridiculous when taken out of context? My favorite has to be 'I am a walrus' from The Beatles' 'I Am the Walrus'. Like, what does that even mean? John Lennon later admitted it was pure nonsense, but fans still analyze it like it’s Shakespeare.

Then there’s 'Blame it on the rain' by Milli Vanilli—ironic because they famously blamed their lip-syncing scandal on everything but the rain. Music history is full of these gems, where the lyrics are either unintentionally hilarious or so vague they become comedy gold. It’s part of why I love dissecting songs with friends; you never know when you’ll stumble into a lyrical absurdity.