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*Abandoning ship isn’t my style. It wasn’t hers either, but our circumstances ripped us apart. Now it’s not just a literal ocean standing between us. Francine Chirilova has no direction. After coming out of the closet leaves her without a family at age 18, the quick witted 25 year old has been forced to survive on her connections and kind personality. Throw in a rapidly decreasing appetite and a tendency to gravitate toward abusive women for a epic shit show. While recovering from her latest 4 year long mistake, she makes a strong, yet unlikely connection with her virtual best friend. Que in recovering alcoholic Vasilisa Krovopuskova, aged 26 from Siberia, Russia. After surviving a grueling upbringing on her own, trust is a difficult concept to grasp. Already having experienced heartbreak once before, she wasn’t looking for anything serious when Francine crash landed into her life via an online sanctuary for lesbians. With an ocean separating the two, neither Francine nor Vasilisa know which direction to swim in. Will they stay on their side of the world, or drown trying to get to the other? *Disclaimer* - Strong mature content. 18+, please Book one. To follow is book two: “Our Blank Canvas.”

42 Chapters

You Can Ask The Flowers

Iris moves to the small town of Thornwick after inheriting her eccentric grandmother's property, including a sprawling greenhouse filled with rare and seemingly impossible plant varieties. When she touches the plants, she begins hearing whispers - the flowers are trying to tell her something urgent. The town's mysterious benefactor, Damien, appears at her door claiming her grandmother promised him access to the greenhouse. He's desperate because the plants in his hidden garden - which have sustained his humanity for centuries by feeding on moonlight instead of blood - are withering. Only someone with Iris's rare gift can save them. As Iris learns to interpret the flowers' messages, she discovers they're warning about an ancient curse. Damien's maker, the vampire Evangeline, cursed the garden out of jealousy when Damien chose botanical sustenance over embracing his dark nature. The curse will kill both the plants and Damien unless it's broken by the summer solstice. Working together in moonlit gardens, Iris and Damien develop feelings for each other. But the flowers reveal a devastating truth: breaking the curse requires a life force exchange. Iris must choose between her mortality and saving the man she's falling for, while Damien must decide if he can ask her to make such a sacrifice. The climax involves a confrontation with Evangeline in the original cursed garden, where Iris's connection with the plants becomes the key to not just breaking the curse, but transforming it into something that protects rather than destroys.

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62 Chapters

Secret santa: my funny violin

Year Malkame returns to her hometown after ten years of exile. She came back following pieces of a puzzle she really needed to find in order to meet her Secret santa, the man or woman who had been gifting her lonely childhood Christmases with joy and music. Being sent away from her home at the age of fourteen, she had lost the trail of the person she was looking for. But now, she wants to finally find him. But in her journey, she finds her childhood best friend Justin. A misfortune leaves her under the same roof with this man. What happens when long-time friends come together after ten years? What happens when she realizes who her secret santa is? And what the hell happens when a billionaire decides he suddenly wants her to not only work for him but also be his woman?

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6 Chapters

The Omega I Didn't Ask For

Rune Navarre, an Aberrant by the standards of their realm, was hired by Rosworth Pharmaceuticals to investigate and find out who were the people behind the taking of D-15, an unfinished drug that was supposed to stabilize an Omega's Heats. Things get emotionally complicated for her when she met Sven Rosworth, the attractive owner and CEO, who had his own fair share of secrets. Keeping her growing feelings in check as it was against their protocols and as Sven would never think of her more than a friend; together they navigate the whole case along with surviving the threats on his life, but all hell broke loose when one day, she woke up being mated and bonded to him. As they traverse their new relationship and nearing the end of the chase, Rune unexpectedly came face to face with someone who could shatter her already fragile relationship with Sven. When the truth comes to light, could Rune be able to right the wrongs? And was the bond she and Sven shared not enough for them to stay together?

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21 Chapters

All I Ask Is a Quiet Life

Celeste Lodge has been married to Terence Ford for three years. He's hated her guts the whole time. The day Winona Ford returns, he finally can't take it anymore and begins planning to fake his death so he can run away with her. "I'll fake my death in one month. I'll give up my position as heir to the Ford family and be with Winona forever." Hearing this from outside the operating room, Celeste Lodge immediately contacts a lawyer to draft divorce papers. Then, she calls her brother, Hayden Lodge, who lives abroad. "Hayden, I'm done with Terence. I'm ready to leave and live overseas with you."

22 Chapters

All I Ask of You: Heron’s Landing Book 2

"A talented and ambitious chef, Jaime Martinez knows the value of hard work. Now the executive chef at his best friend’s vineyard in Heron’s Landing, Jaime only wants to make his mark on the culinary world. Romance? Not in the cards for him. And definitely not with his best friend’s little sister, who’s recently grown into a beautiful young woman. A painter and an innocent, Grace Danvers is a temptation that would only end in disaster. Yet when Grace confesses her feelings for Jaime one night, he’s suddenly torn between his attraction to her and his loyalty to her brother. Soon that loyalty is tested when Jaime comes under scrutiny for a crime he didn’t commit, a crime that could jeopardize all of his hard work and his blossoming romance with Grace. As things heat to a boiling point between the forbidden lovers, Jaime must now decide if he’s willing to sacrifice everything for the woman he loves. This title was previously published as Tempt Me Tenderly. It’s been rereleased with a brand-new look and with lightly edited content."

27 Chapters

Funny Spin The Wheel Truth Or Dare Ideas For Parties?

3 Answers2025-10-09 22:49:00

Back in college, my friends and I would always spice up our game nights with ridiculous spins on truth or dare. One of our favorites was 'Embarrassing Karaoke Dare'—whoever landed on it had to sing a cheesy anime opening like 'Cruel Angel's Thesis' from 'Neon Genesis Evangelion' with full dramatic gestures. If they refused, they had to wear a silly hat for the next three rounds. We also had 'Historical Figure Confession,' where you had to reveal which historical leader you'd ghost if they slid into your DMs (my friend picked Napoleon, and the roast that followed was legendary).

Another hit was 'Mimic Your Pet Dare'—people had to act out how their pet would react to finding a cucumber (shoutout to those viral cat videos). For truths, we’d ask things like, 'What’s the weirdest fanfic trope you secretly enjoy?' or 'Which video game character would you trust to babysit your nonexistent kids?' The key is mixing pop culture with personal humiliation—guaranteed laughter and blackmail material for years.

What Are The Best Friendship Funny Quotes Ever?

2 Answers2025-10-09 02:50:11

Humor, especially when it comes to friendship, has a special way of bringing people closer. One of my all-time favorites is, 'Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.' It just captures that ridiculous, silly essence of friendships we all have, doesn’t it? You know, those moments where you and your best buddy are laughing so hard at something completely goofy that you can't even catch your breath? That's the spirit of it! I often think about all the hilarious memories I've shared with friends—like that time we tried to pull off an impromptu karaoke night. It turned into a comedy show with off-key notes flying everywhere, yet we ended up having the best time!

Another gem that cracks me up is, 'A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even though you are slightly cracked.' This quote hits home as it perfectly describes real friendships where we embrace each other's imperfections. None of us are perfect; we all have quirks and moments of craziness. I mean, isn’t it our imperfections that make each other relatable and fun to be around? Plenty of late-night conversations with friends have revolved around our collective misadventures and cringeworthy moments. These quotes remind us of those times when our silliness makes us feel more like a family than just friends.

Then there’s that classic, ‘We’ll always be friends because you know too much.’ It reflects this beautiful bond of trust and inside jokes we build over time. It’s that feeling of knowing you’ve created a vault of ridiculous, funny stories that can be reminisced upon and laughed at years later. These silly quotes not only bring a smile but also encapsulate the best parts of those bonds that are irreplaceable. Love quoting funny lines like these to my friends just to see them giggle. After all, laughter is one of the best gifts friends give each other!

What Are Some Funny Short Friendship Quotes To Brighten Your Day?

4 Answers2025-10-09 11:04:23

Friendship quotes can really bring a smile to my face! One of my all-time favorites is, ''We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we’ll be new friends.'' It always gets a laugh out of my group. There’s something about the idea of growing old together that just warms my heart.

Another one that cracks me up is, ''Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but best friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there.'' It’s like a reminder that those close to us are always in our corner, even if life gets busy.

I can't forget about the classic, ''I don't know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.'' There’s just something so relatable about that! Seriously, whether we’re binge-watching the latest anime or goofing off over some video games, those moments are gold.

Honestly, sharing these quotes with friends can be such a simple pleasure. It’s like, for just a moment, everything gets a little lighter, and that’s what friendship is all about!

How To Caption A Funny Pic For Maximum Engagement?

3 Answers2025-10-09 22:31:11

Crafting the perfect caption for a funny picture can be like finding the right key for a door; it opens up a whole world of engagement! It's all about setting the mood and really resonating with your audience. For instance, if you have a pic of a cat doing something utterly ridiculous, you might consider humor that’s relatable, something like, 'When you realize Monday is tomorrow, and you're just a fluffball trying to hold it together.' This plays on a familiar feeling, and cat memes always have a warm spot in people’s hearts.

Adding emojis can really spice things up! A well-placed laughing emoji or a facepalm can enhance the humor and draw attention to your caption. Besides using humor, you could also ask a fun question like, 'What was your most embarrassing 'caught in the act' moment?' This invites comments and sharing, helping your post to reach a wider audience. Ultimately, remember to channel your own personality into your captions. The best part? You can experiment and see what works best for your vibe—don't be afraid to let your unique voice shine through!

In the world of social media, standing out can be a challenge, but a dash of wit and a sprinkle of personality usually do the trick. Plus, you're bound to have a blast while doing it!

Film Reviewers Ask: Does Dune 2 Finish The Book Or Change Endings?

4 Answers2025-10-09 21:25:28

I binged the film with a half-eaten bowl of ramen and a dog-eared copy of 'Dune' beside me, and here's the short, honest take: 'Dune: Part Two' largely finishes the core of Frank Herbert's first novel but it does so through a cinematic lens that both trims and reshapes a few beats.

The movie hits the big turning points — Paul’s rise among the Fremen, the fall of the Harkonnens, the confrontation with the Emperor, and the duel/conflict that settles the immediate power struggle — so you do get the novel’s climax. Villeneuve leans on atmosphere and spectacle, so a lot of internal monologue and political nuance that lives on the page is either externalized visually or compressed into sharper scenes. That means some subplots are streamlined and some characters get less screen time than the book gives them.

Most importantly, the film avoids trying to cram Herbert’s sprawling aftermath into one run time: the epic consequences (the galactic jihad and long-term ripple effects) are implied rather than spelled out, leaving a haunting ambiguity that feels deliberate. I left the theater satisfied but curious, like someone who just finished a great chapter and is already hungry for the next one.

What Are Some Funny Gordon Ramsay Stories From His Shows?

3 Answers2025-09-27 01:35:04

I've watched Gordon Ramsay's shows for years, and one moment that cracks me up every time is from 'Hell's Kitchen.' There's this one episode where a contestant attempts to make risotto, and oh boy, it turns out so undercooked that it looks like a sad, gloopy mess. Ramsay, with that infamous fire in his eyes, looks at the contestant with disbelief and says something like, 'This risotto is so raw, it’s still in the pantry!' I can’t help but laugh at the sheer comedic timing of his insults. It almost seems scripted, but that’s just his style—combining humor with harsh critiques.

Another hilarious instance was when he visited a poorly managed restaurant in 'Kitchen Nightmares.' The owner insisted they made the best pizza in town, but when Ramsay took a bite, his facial expression was priceless! He then announces, 'This pizza is so bad it should be illegal!' The restaurant’s staff genuinely seemed surprised, and their reactions made everything even funnier. Watching Ramsay’s dramatics juxtaposed with the stunned silence of the crew is a treat.

Plus, who could forget his iconic phrases about food? He’s super creative with his insults, and sometimes they’re just brilliantly funny. For instance, I remember him telling one chef, ‘I’d rather eat my own vomit than this.’ It's disgusting yet somehow hilarious, largely due to Ramsay’s passion and energy. It’s these moments of humor that remind us he’s not just a tough chef, but someone who truly cares about improving the culinary world, all while entertaining us with his over-the-top expressions and vivid vocabulary.

Why Do Fans Love Creating Funny Maze Runner Memes?

2 Answers2025-09-29 15:18:38

The rampant creativity sparked by series like 'The Maze Runner' is something I genuinely admire. For so many fans, the thrill of the Glade and the challenges facing Thomas and his friends lend themselves perfectly to a humor-based spin. Take the blend of action, suspense, and, often, absurdly tight situations these characters face—there's so much to work with. When I scroll through my timeline, I can’t help but chuckle at the myriad of memes that capture those serious moments but flip them into hilarious memes about, say, the awkwardness of waking up in a maze with no memory. It’s like a breath of fresh air when the stakes are so high in the narrative, and fans rebel against the tension simply by invoking levity through memes.

Moreover, memes serve as a bridge for fans to connect with one another, creating a tight-knit community. One moment, you're sharing your feelings about a character’s fate, and the next, you're laughing over a meme that encapsulates the panic of escaping a maze with your goofy expression plastered on Thomas's face. Whether it’s poking fun at Gally’s stubbornness or Minho’s snarky comments, these inside jokes foster a sense of belonging and camaraderie among fans. I relish how these light-hearted takes reflect our collective understanding and experiences with the story, showcasing a love that’s both passionate and playful.

And let’s not forget how memes can offer a form of therapy for die-hard fans after the emotional turmoil of the series. Following the intense thrills, it’s immensely satisfying to let off steam and roast the characters we’ve invested in. The wit and humor become almost cathartic. This duality of love and laughter keeps the community engaged. Each meme feels like a nod among friends who’ve braved the maze together, a reminder that while the path may be treacherous, we can always find solidarity—and humor—on our journey.

What Makes Quotes Friendship Funny And Memorable?

4 Answers2025-09-21 10:55:38

Hilarious moments in friendships really stand out to me, and it’s the quotes that capture those moments that create lasting memories. It’s like being in the middle of a mundane day and suddenly someone drops a one-liner that has everyone rolling on the floor laughing. You know the kind—those spontaneous comments that are just too perfect to forget. Like when my friend said, 'If we’re not supposed to eat midnight snacks, why is there even a light in the fridge?' It’s these silly, relatable quotes that amplify our inside jokes.

Quotes also have a way of crystallizing our experiences together. They may become a mantra of sorts. For example, when we travel together, someone always jokes, 'If we get lost, at least we’re lost together!' This humor turns into a shared experience that bonds us tighter. It reminds me of those times we blunder our way through adventures, but we always find a way to laugh, no matter the situation.

Thus, it’s really the blend of humor and relatability that keeps these quotes alive in our memories. They embody those beautiful moments of connection and light-heartedness that every friendship needs to thrive. It’s so special!

What Are Some Funny Quotes That Celebrate True Friendship?

4 Answers2025-09-21 20:35:41

One of my all-time favorite quotes comes from 'Friends'—Chandler's wit always gets me: 'I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?' It's such a perfect reminder that not every heart-to-heart needs to be serious; sometimes, laughter is the best glue that holds us together. Also, there’s that classic from 'The Office' where Michael Scott says, 'I am Beyoncé, always.' It’s a hilarious way to say friends should lift each other up and support one another, even if it’s over-the-top. True friendship isn’t just about being there during tough times; it's making each other laugh and connecting in ways that feel effortless.

Another gem is from 'Harry Potter,' when Ron says, 'I just want to be normal!' Sometimes the quirks and quirks of being friends are what make the bond truly special. Whether it's obsessively quoting an anime or geeking out over video games, those moments can be hilarious in retrospect. I cherish those inside jokes that only we understand, like the time we accidentally joined a weird fan club! What’s a friendship without a little laughter?

And let’s not forget that everyone loves a classic like 'You’re my lobster' from 'Friends.' Honestly, it’s simple, yet so heartwarming. It means that you're stuck with each other, and that bond is unbreakable. Those funny quotes reflect our shared experiences in just a few words and make me smile every time I think about them. What a blessing to have friends who share the same quirky joy in life, isn’t it?

Viewers Ask: Will Dragon Ball Continue With A New Movie?

3 Answers2025-09-21 08:21:28

My hype radar instantly flicks on whenever chatter about 'Dragon Ball' movies starts. The short version: yes, I think it's very likely we'll see more theatrical releases. After the success of 'Dragon Ball Super: Broly' and then 'Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero', Toei has clearly proven that big-screen outings still hit hard with both domestic and international audiences. The manga by Toyotarou (with Toriyama overseeing) keeps giving the franchise fresh material, and every time the franchise gets a creative spark, the studio smells opportunity.

Looking back at the pattern — long-running TV arcs, a pause, then a high-quality film that re-energizes the fandom — I can imagine future movies taking a few different routes: a direct adaptation of a manga arc, an original story penned or at least shaped by Toriyama, or even a character-focused side tale (Gohan getting more time in the limelight would make me cheer). Streaming demand and global box office numbers also push Toei and licensors to aim for big, cinematic spectacles rather than tiny experiments.

If a new film drops, I hope it keeps the modern standards: dynamic animation, emotionally grounded stakes, and a villain who isn't just a power-scaling checklist. I also want more clever team-ups and fun character beats—Vegeta and Goku rivalry with genuine stakes always does the trick for me. Either way, I’m already marking my calendar in spirit and would be hyped to see where they take the saga next.