Somethingawful

Somethingawful is a darkly comedic or grotesque element deliberately inserted to shock or disturb audiences, often through exaggerated violence, absurdity, or taboo themes, subverting expectations for satirical or unsettling effect.
Once Rejected, Now Desired
Once Rejected, Now Desired
He was the love of her life. She had dreamt of being by his side, and prayed to the moon goddess that she would be his mate. When he asked her to be his Luna, Sophia's joy knew no bounds. But he tore her heart into pieces when he picked her foster sister over her, forcing her to work as a maid in the palace. Sophia was willing to bear anything, as long as it kept her close to him, but she is forced to flee after she finds out she is pregnant - and there is a looming threat on her life by the child's father himself. Years later, now a successful doctor, Sophia returns to the her pack on a mission - to heal the pack of the plague that threatens to wipe out the entire werewolf race, but she is met with the greatest shock of her life. Alpha King Asher - the man who broke her heart - is her mate! And this time, he does not intend to let her go.
9.9
411 Chapters
Loving my Rejected Luna
Loving my Rejected Luna
“I'm not asking you to love me back. As long as you let me love you, I'll love you till I die"_______________ Being rejected and thrown out of the pack by her mate and Lover was something Kiara never saw coming. She watched her life crumble before her eyes and decided that she was never going to forgive him no matter what. Two years later, after trying to put the past behind her and ignoring her ex lover and mate as much as she could, She bumped into him and the emotions and pain that had once been buried deep down surfaces to the top. But when a Powerful Alpha and a mafia Lord both have eyes on her, wanting her as their mate. Would she follow her heart which has longed for her mate? Or would she choose the man who would lay his world under her feet?
9.7
204 Chapters
His Little Wolf
His Little Wolf
Book two of The Little Wolf Series Bethany is 14 years old and a warrior's daughter at the moonshine pack, her life is perfect until that one night that turns her world upside down. Rogues attack her pack leaving her alone to look after herself and her 6-month-old niece Bella. She manages to get away from the pack safely but for how long? There's someone that wants Bethany as his mate and he is willing to go to extreme lengths to get her. As soon as Bethany thinks she is safe, she's proven wrong time and time again. How will she get away from the darkness that is lurking? Will she be forced to be someone's mate or is there anyone out there that can save her? The Little Wolf series recommended reading order Loved By The Gamma ~ Jack and Ashley's story His Little Wolf ~ Liam and Bethany's story
9.7
73 Chapters
Return to Power
Return to Power
Upon living for 5000 years, he had witnessed the great battle between Alexander and Moros, Asclepius sampling all herbs, and Cassander harnessing nature to prevent floods. He had witnessed the rise and fall of numerous grand empires. Through the ages past, he persisted—just like a traveler, outside looking in.Once again returned to the present, he remained the discriminated son-in-law.The mother-in-law and sister-in-law despised him, while the stunning wife only gave him the cold shoulder. With his return, his destiny will never be the same as before.Possessing 5000 years of heritage, he was the man with unparalleled knowledge, perfect mastery of all arts, and unsurpassable by another human by any standards.
9.2
2490 Chapters
My Crippled Husband who loves me dearly
My Crippled Husband who loves me dearly
Being a Cinderella, I was forced to marry a rich man who was crippled. But I was shocked when I met him. He made me realize that I deserved nothing but him. Now I don't care about his health situation. All I want is him by my side. That's all, I felt when I fall in love with him slowly, desperately and hopelessly. Until on the honeymoon, I finally found out, my husband who loves me dearly , met his first love who supposed to be dead. Will he leave me for her?
9
81 Chapters
My Dad's Bestfriend
My Dad's Bestfriend
Sneak peek: "W-what are you doing?" I asked, my breathing getting heavier as his warm fingers inched towards my bikini bottom. "You called me a coward earlier, remember?" He asked, his other hand wrapped around my throat and lips torturingly brushing over mine "So let's see how much you can handle if I break the boundaries." "I haven't said anything wrong," I breathed out, the collision of the heat of our bodies made the wetness between my thighs build more "Oh really?" He hooked my legs around his waist leaving me surprised I opened my mouth to say something but before any sentence could leave my mouth, sliding past my bikini bottom his fingers were there on my bare clit and the next second they thrust inside the very tight hole of mine leaving me to scream. But everything went silent as he pressed his hot lips upon mine just as I had been wanting since the first day I had ever seen him. **** I always knew the things I felt for Jacob Adriano were wrong in so many ways. He was my dad's best friend, totally out of bounds but I couldn't stop wanting him. And once in the event of my dad's destination wedding, I came across him after years...I lost every one of the boundaries I had and surely I planned to make him lose his ones too. After all Jacob Adriano, the sinfully attractive Italian was not unaware of my obsession with him. But little did know that forbidden relationships always bring havoc and demolition.....
8.7
267 Chapters

How To Contact Somethingawful For Novel Publishing Inquiries?

3 Answers2025-06-03 13:38:33

I’ve been digging around for ways to reach out to SomethingAwful about novel submissions, and here’s what I found. Their official website has a 'Contact Us' section, but it’s a bit buried. You’ll want to look for the 'Forums' or 'Help' links at the bottom of the page. From there, they usually have a form or email address for business inquiries. I’d suggest being super clear in your subject line, like 'Novel Publishing Inquiry,' so it doesn’t get lost in the shuffle. Also, their forums are pretty active, so you might try messaging a moderator if the email route feels slow. Just keep it professional but friendly—those guys appreciate a good sense of humor.

How Often Does Somethingawful Release New Novel Chapters?

3 Answers2025-06-03 19:41:40

SomethingAwful is a bit unpredictable when it comes to releasing new novel chapters. From what I've observed, they don't stick to a strict schedule like some other platforms. Sometimes you'll get a new chapter every week, and other times it might take a month or longer. It really depends on the writer and how much time they have to dedicate to it. I've followed a few stories there, and the gaps between updates can vary a lot. If you're really into a particular story, it's worth keeping an eye on the forum threads where the authors sometimes give updates about their progress. Patience is key with SomethingAwful releases.

Are Somethingawful Novels Available As Audiobooks Or Ebooks?

3 Answers2025-06-03 17:00:02

I've been diving into 'SomethingAwful' novels for years, and I can confirm that many of them are available in both ebook and audiobook formats. Platforms like Amazon Kindle and Audible often carry them, especially the more popular titles. If you're into dark humor or satirical fiction, you'll find gems like 'John Dies at the End' by David Wong, which started as a SomethingAwful forum serial, readily available in digital formats. I personally love listening to the audiobook versions because the narrators often capture the absurdity and wit perfectly. Check out Scribd or Libby for library options too—they sometimes have hidden treasures.

What Are The Top-Rated Somethingawful Novels Adapted Into Anime?

3 Answers2025-06-03 09:46:25

I've been diving into anime adaptations of novels lately, and some of the best come from 'somethingawful' originals. 'The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya' is a standout—it started as a light novel and blew up into a cultural phenomenon. The anime captures the quirky, meta humor of the original while adding vibrant animation and an iconic soundtrack. Another gem is 'Spice and Wolf', which adapts the economic fantasy novels with stunning depth. The chemistry between Holo and Lawrence is pure magic, and the anime nails the cozy yet adventurous vibe. For darker tones, 'Boogiepop Phantom' adapts the surreal horror novels with a dreamlike, unsettling style that lingers. These adaptations prove that deep, weird novels can thrive in anime form when handled with care.

Does Somethingawful Accept Fanfiction Submissions For Publication?

3 Answers2025-06-03 20:10:07

I've been a regular lurker on SomethingAwful for years, and from what I've observed, their forums have a dedicated space for fanfiction called the 'Fanfic Paradise' subforum. While they don't officially publish fanfiction in a traditional sense like a magazine or anthology, the community actively shares and critiques each other's work there. The vibe is very DIY—you post your stuff, get feedback, and engage in discussions. Just be prepared for the classic SA brand of humor; their userbase can be brutally honest but in a way that often helps you improve. If you're looking for a more formal publication route, you might want to explore other platforms like AO3 or FanFiction.net, but SA's community is unique in its raw, unfiltered creativity. Their focus is more on sharing and community engagement rather than formal submissions.

Can I Buy Somethingawful Novels Directly From Their Publisher?

3 Answers2025-06-03 10:21:30

As someone who's been digging into niche online communities for years, I can tell you that Something Awful has a unique history when it comes to their content. The site started as a humor platform, and while they've produced some legendary forum-driven content like 'All Things Profound' or 'Cracked.com' alumni works, they aren't a traditional publisher. Most of their novels or long-form content were collaborative projects from their forums rather than standalone books.

If you're looking to buy physical copies, your best bet is checking third-party sellers or digital archives since SA doesn't operate like a conventional publisher. Some former contributors have self-published works inspired by SA threads, so searching authors' names might yield results. The site's store mainly sells merch rather than literature.

Where To Read Somethingawful Novels For Free Online Legally?

3 Answers2025-06-17 00:28:37

I've been a fan of dark humor and satirical writing for years, and 'Something Awful' has always been a goldmine for that. If you're looking to read their content legally for free, I recommend checking out their official website first. They often have a mix of free articles and paywalled content, but the free stuff is still pretty solid.
Another option is to explore platforms like Archive.org, which sometimes hosts older content from forums and websites that might include 'Something Awful' material. Just make sure to respect copyright and avoid shady sites that illegally host content. Supporting creators by engaging with their official platforms is always the best way to go.

Is Somethingawful A Publisher For Popular Anime Novel Adaptations?

3 Answers2025-06-03 08:33:16

I’ve been deep into anime novels for years, and I’ve never come across anything published by SomethingAwful. They’re more known for their forums and internet culture stuff rather than being a publisher. Most anime novel adaptations are handled by big names like Yen Press, Viz Media, or Seven Seas. These publishers specialize in bringing light novels and manga to English audiences. If you’re looking for quality adaptations, I’d stick with the established players. SomethingAwful might have discussions or memes about anime, but they’re not in the publishing game. For reliable reads, check out 'Sword Art Online' or 'Re:Zero' from the usual suspects.

Does Somethingawful Produce Manga Based On Light Novels?

3 Answers2025-06-03 22:15:27

I've been following manga and light novel adaptations for years, and I can confidently say SomethingAwful doesn't produce manga based on light novels. They're more known for their forums and comedic content rather than manga production. If you're looking for light novel adaptations, publishers like Kadokawa Shoten or Square Enix are the go-to. They frequently turn popular light novels into manga series.

SomethingAwful's community might discuss these adaptations, but they don't create them. I'd recommend checking out 'Sword Art Online' or 'Re:Zero' if you want well-known light novel-to-manga adaptations. The process usually involves different artists and writers, not forum-based groups.

Which Somethingawful Novels Have Movie Or TV Series Deals?

3 Answers2025-06-03 02:38:48

I've been a fan of SomethingAwful's unique humor for years, and it's exciting to see some of their content getting adaptations. One standout is 'John Dies at the End', originally a serialized novel on the site before being published as a book. The 2012 movie adaptation captures the bizarre, horror-comedy vibe perfectly, with its mix of existential dread and ridiculous humor. Another great example is 'Zoey Punches the Future in the Dick', a sci-fi comedy novel that's currently in development for a TV series. The story's wild premise and sharp wit make it a perfect fit for the screen.

I also remember hearing about 'The Empty Ones' getting optioned, though updates have been scarce. SomethingAwful's blend of satire and surreal storytelling often feels tailor-made for visual media, and I hope more of their works get the adaptation treatment soon.

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