Mister Rhapsody
I was sheltering from the rain beneath an awning when three strangers surrounded me.
"Marty?" one of them asked cautiously.
They had the wrong man. But they were covered up from head to toe, and they were holding knives. They looked dangerous enough that staying alive seemed more important than correcting them.
"Yeah," I said.
Someone immediately offered me a cigarette. "You still remember the plan, right?"
"First, we stake out Sebastian Kessler's company. Then we follow him until he's alone, kidnap him, demand a fortune in ransom, kill him, and sneak out of the country!"
I managed a stiff nod. "I remember."
"But does anyone here actually know what Sebastian Kessler looks like?"
They exchanged blank looks. They all wore the same look of pure, wide-eyed cluelessness.
For God's sake. I was Sebastian Kessler.
It was bad enough that they'd mistaken me for someone else. Now they wanted me to help kidnap myself?