Joe Yo
At the wedding ceremony, just as I was about to formally greet Alexander York's parents as my in-laws, his longtime female best friend, Casey Clarke, sprang up from the groomsmen's table and charged onto the stage.
She dropped herself into the chair beside Alexander's father and crooked a finger at me. "Come on, Lucille, honey, my daughter-in-law. Come over here and pay your respects."
By local tradition, newlyweds kneel before their in-laws and pay their respects during the wedding ceremony.
The guests burst out laughing.
Without the slightest hint of shame, Casey pulled up a video from the night before and played it on the big screen. In the video, she straddled Alexander's lap, forcing him to call her "Daddy".
After Alexander finally said it, she asked, "What if your bride-to-be refuses to play along?"
He lowered his head and lit a cigarette, his smile full of certainty. "She wouldn’t dare. She loves me too much to embarrass me at our wedding."
The video ended.
Casey reached over and patted me on the head. "Well, Lucille?"
I remain still.
Alexander walked over to me. "Casey's been by my side for 20 years. If you marry me, the least you can do now is show her some respect."
Back then, when she stole my wedding ring, he said a twenty-year friendship like theirs shouldn’t become distant because of me.
When she left hickeys all over his neck, he told me a twenty-year friendship like theirs couldn't fall apart just because of me.
Now, he was still using the same old excuse at our wedding to pressure me into giving in.
Alexander leaned over and kissed my forehead. "Come on. One time on your knees in exchange for a lifetime of my love. That sounds like a pretty good deal to me."
I looked at him and realized how straightforward this equation is.
So I decided I no longer want the deal.