Anong Tawag Sa Jokes

If these three months pass and I don't shed a single tear because of you, Chris... you will apologize to me and my family at the door of our home in my city, on both knees in our neighborhood! His eyes narrowed and shone intensely, only seconds until he came towards me and I was still leaning on the door, he stood right in front of me and raised my chin with his left hand.. He forced me to stare at him and said coldly: I apologize to you?? you ?! I have heard many jokes in my life..but a funny joke like this..I have never heard of it..this was what our agreement stipulated before I threw myself into his world, but events took another turn that I did not expect..who are you!! Which one of them would you be? What is the nature of your colorful world?! Rather, the most important.. What is my fault in all these intertwining and where fate takes me?

"What good it is to be loved by you?” Iyon ang tanong ni Cindy. “At anong mapapala ko kung magpapakasal ako sa iyo?” "I will make your dream come true, my darling Cinderella.” May tonong pang-aasar pa ng CEO. “Baka maging nightmare ang panaginip ko. Tantanan mo ako, tanda!” “Sinong may sabing matanda na ako? Then, try me! Baka mapahiya ka.” Cindy is just turned 26 and Harry is 38 by the time they met. She was sold to Harry and became a bargirl and the two became intimate. But Cindy couldn't escape the harsh treatment of Harry's daughter until she was found pregnant. She waited to give birth until she ran away and walked down the street sadly. By chance, she received a call from the CEO of her previous company. He was inviting her to join the U.S.-based Toy Design Company. Five years later, Cindy came back with Oliver as Harry’s strongest competitor in the business community. After Cindy left, Harry realized that he had been deeply in love with her. Then they meet again, the change in Harry surprised him. There was a little boy by Harry’s side. Will Harry win back Cindy or let her go with Oliver? Will Harry allow Cindy to see and meet their twins and be one family?

To fulfill his sister's birthday wish, Anthony - a billionaire CEO who loves privacy perfection and orderliness - has to accommodate Vivian, a stubborn lady who doesn't care about details and is used to chaos. They start out as enemies, fighting over every little thing but they have no choice - Anthony has to fulfill his sister's birthday wish, and Vivian has nowhere to go as her parents sent her packing. Slowly, they begin to see the good in each other, and that they aren't all that bad after all. From small talks and jokes, they progress to filling in as dates for the other, until they fall in love. But Vivian didn't disclose everything about her reason for being disowned and sent away by her parents, Until her past and her arranged husband begins to haunt her. Will their love stand the test of time? Only one way to find out!

Mia Hartley felt her heart pound with disbelief as she stood at the altar, staring at Nicholas Hernandez, her former tormentor from high school, now poised to be her husband.The memories flooded back,the cruel jokes, the relentless bullying. How could fate be so cruel as to bind her to him in marriage? Nicholas, now successful and charming, had meticulously planned this marriage to secure his inheritance. However, he became shocked when he saw Mia at the altar and also Mia’s best friend. . . Meanwhile, Mia's supposed friend, who harbored hidden animosity since high school, was equally stunned. As Mia's bridesmaid, she realized Nicholas, the groom, is the guy who she has been trying to force herself on for the past ten years. What happens when Mia realizes that her friend is her greatest enemy? How would Mia cope being married to her bully who she is scared of?

Maximus Drako is a 30 years old werewolf and also the Alpha of the most powerful pack in the world. He became Alpha from the age of 18. His blood is pure lycan and he is feared and respected from wolves and humans all over the world. He is very capable and powerful leader and the most probable candidate as the next King of the wolves. For years and years he was working in order to gain a nomination for the King's throne. He doesn't care about a mate that's why he didn't look for her all these years. When he establishes the King's position he will make Luna the most powerful she wolf of his pack. Adelina is a 22 year old werewolf, daughter of the Alpha of the Crescent Moon pack, a small pack in North America. She studies economics and is the most favorite child of her father's. What happens when Maximus Drako the most fearful Alpha finds out his mate in a routine visit in a small pack? Will he accept her as his mate or is he going to reject her just because of her status?

Stavros Venieris is one of the most powerful landlords in the town. Although not of noble origin he managed to make the largest fortune in the area. He is highly educated and one of the most handsome men in the town. But his personality isn't so charming as his looks. He is despotic and merciless and most of the times behaves arrogantly and badly. Melina Komninou is a girl of noble origin. Her ancestors were the lords of the area for centuries. But this ceased to happen since her father, Aggelos Komninos took over the management of the family property. In a short time, he managed to lose everything and now he and his family lives on loan. What will happen when the lenders will ask Aggelo's back what they have given him? Will he be willing to lose all his status and become poor? What role will Stavros play in all this? Read this book and watch how the lives of two young people who were united by fate unfold. Copyright 2021- 2022

Akhir cerita yang mengecewakan dari game Mystic Horizon membuat Liora, seorang penulis muda, meluapkan emosinya dalam ulasan tajam di komunitas gamer. Namun siapa sangka bahwa tindakannya tersebut akan memicu perjalanan multidimensi yang membuatnya masuk ke dalam dunia Mystic Horizon. Dia terjebak dalam tubuh Lyara Blackthorn, karakter antagonis yang paling dibenci dengan julukan “Pengkhianat Kehancuran.” Dunia yang sebelumnya hanya ia mainkan kini menjadi kenyataan penuh bahaya. Untuk kembali ke dunia nyata Liora harus menyelesaikan misi utama yang diberikan oleh sistem. Di tengah perjuangan itu, Liora harus menghadapi berbagai ancaman dan kegagalan misi. Akankah Liora berhasil menyelesaikan misinya dan kembali ke kehidupannya yang sebenarnya atau justru terjebak selamanya di dunia yang penuh akan intrik ini???

Arkana menikahi Yasmin atas dasar perjanjian untuk mempertahankan posisinya sebagai Tuan Muda. Kala itu Arkana memang tidak memiliki perasaan apapun terhadap istrinya Yasmin yang selalu membuat masalah karena ulahnya yang kekanak-kanakan, ia pun tidak segan membawa kekasihnya yang telah lama ia sembunyikan selama ini. Bahkan Arkana lebih memilih kekasihnya karena rasa cintanya teramat besar, dan Arkana pun memutuskan hubungannya dengan Yasmin yang sudah terjalin depalan bulan menajadi pasangan suami, istri, yang sah secara hukum maupun agama. Namun, Arkana lupa jika setiap sentuhannya terhadap Yasmin telah membuat hidupnya buta dengan segala hal sehingga semuanya tidak berjalan semudah itu. Istri yang selama ini anggap polos, ternyata menyimpan rahasia besar darinya. "Kenapa kamu tidak mengatakannya jika kamu hamil?" "Memangnya kenapa jika aku mengatakannya lebih awal? Tuan tidak jadi menceraikan aku?" "Ya, karena dia adalah darah dagingku. Aku tidak akan pernah membiarkannya begitu saja, jadi ayo kita rujuk!" Tegas Arkana.

Roxanne Rowan is a spiritual news editor. After an accident in the year twenty-two, Roxanne Rowan was able to see ghosts. She goes around trying to find a way to solve this ability. Her fear of ghosts makes her taciturn and closed off. During an encounter with evil spirits, Roxanne met Egan Griffith, the demon employee of hell. He has the task of catching the demons that are causing trouble in the living world to bring them to hell and punish them. According to the orders of the spirit world, if Roxanne wants to break the ability to see ghosts in her eyes, she must cooperate with Egan to catch the devil spirits. The contract is signed and many bad jokes happen. Roxanne's fate and secret are also revealed. She also realizes that demons come in two forms: disrupting people in the living world and trying to earn money in order to survive like a normal person. Every night, Roxanne has to lie in bed waiting for Egan to finish processing the documents for the company. She doesn’t think from an unequal partnership to rolling in bed so close together.

Elektra is an alpha female, daughter of one of the most powerful and cruel Alphas in North America. Raised to rule her pack she grew up among weapons and military training. She is tough and notorious for her battle skills. Her father raised her as a boy as she is his only child. Her mother died when she gave birth to her. She hasn't found her mate yet although it is the only thing her heart most desires. Alexander is the Alpha of the biggest rogue pack in the world. But he isn't a rogue, he never was. He was born in one of the biggest and well respected pack which unfortunately was destroyed by a bloodthirsty tyrant. Although he was raised in the forest and away from civilization for a long time, Alexander became a very kind and respectful Alpha and managed to build a big pack. Many Alphas recognize his power and his qualities. He is highly trained with excellent leadership skills and he has one goal: To avenge the death of his father and the exile of him and his pack. Will he finally make it? What will happen when he finds out that his mate is his worst enemy's daughter?