Bad Lip Reading The Hunger Games

Gabriella Montez is an ordinary omega blessed with the gift of healing through the knowledge of herbs and her culinary skills. After being wrongfully accused of theft, she escapes her pack and finds refuge in White Pack, applying for a position in the mansion of Alpha Waylen, who has been desperately seeking someone to replicate his mother’s cherished mushroom broth soup. Once she secures the job, Gabriella heads out to a club to celebrate with her friend, where a night of unexpected passion with a mysterious stranger leads to a steamy one-night stand. The morning after reveals a shocking twist: the seductive stranger is none other than Alpha Waylen himself. As Gabriella whips up hearty meals in his kitchen, and heals his soul in ways he didn’t know could be mended, she gradually melts her way into his heart. Yet, their blossoming romance is met with challenges, as different forces threaten to tear them apart, and Alpha Waylen harbors secrets that could jeopardize everything they’ve built together. Can the forbidden love between an Alpha and an omega endure the trials ahead? Will it flourish against all odds, or will it wither away like a neglected plant in a once-thriving garden?

“Pinili kong umalis para hindi ka mahirapang pumili at magdesisyon.” Lumuluhang sabi ni Via sa binata. Mapaklang ngumisi si Russell at nakakainsultong tumitig sa mga mata niya. “Do I need to thank you for that? Do you fucking want to hear me say, Oh, thank you for fucking ruin my life!” Napapitlag siya nang sigawan siya nito ngunit hindi siya nagpatinag. Alam niyang kasalanan niya kung bakit nito sinasayang ang buhay nito. “I don’t have any choice—” “Goddamn it, Via! Don’t fucking tell me that you don’t have a damned choice! Pinili mong iwan ako sa kabila nang labis kong pagmamahal sa’yo! You choose to hurt me, so stop telling me your bullshits and get lost!” Nakagat niya ang kanyang labi at pinigilang huwag mapahagulhol. Nasasaktan siya sa sinapit nito, ramdam niya ang matinding galit nito sa kanya. Magagawa niya pa rin bang gamutin ang sugat na tinamo nito nang iwan niya ito? Could she really have a chance to fix the bad boy’s, broken heart?

Haven Francheska Laurier's life changes when her Tita Nika takes her under the care of the wealthy Sierra family. Surrounded by luxury, she meets Elio’s nephews—Sebastian, the quiet and mysterious one with a girlfriend, and Hari, the playful and intense one—along with their fun-loving friend, Daniel. Haven has a crush on Sebastian. Daniel notices and suggests they pretend to be a couple to make Sebastian jealous but Daniel actually wants her for himself. As their fake relationship starts to feel real, both Sebastian and Hari begin to play with Haven's emotions. Will Haven find a way out of this tangled love triangle, or is she stuck in a bad romance filled with heartbreak and confusion?

Si Hestia Angela Gonzaga, isang sikat na pop idol, ay may madilim na sekreto: isa siyang assassin na sinanay ng Phantom Syndicate. Matapos masaksihan ang brutal na pagpatay sa kanyang pamilya noong bata siya, isinumpa niyang maghiganti sa mga mafia na sumira sa kanyang buhay. Ngayon, bilang CEO ng sarili niyang entertainment agency, ginamit niya ang kasikatan upang mapalapit sa kanyang target: si Demetrius Skye Van Heuffman. Si Demetrius, isang malamig at walang awa at makapangyarihang German-Filipino na mafia boss, ay bumalik sa Pilipinas bilang CEO ng isang multi-bilyong kompanya. Sa muling pagtatagpo nila, sinimulan ni Hestia ang kanyang plano—nagpanggap siyang kasintahan nito upang makalapit, makakuha ng impormasyon, at pabagsakin. Ngunit habang lumilipas ang panahon, hindi niya maiwasang mahulog sa lalaking dati niyang kinamumuhian. Ngayon, nahaharap si Hestia sa matinding laban: itutuloy ba niya ang kanyang misyon ng paghihiganti, o susundin ang puso at isusugal ang lahat para sa isang pag-ibig na maaaring magwasak sa kanya?

เดี๋ยวนะคะ! ขอถามหน่อย อีตาชัตเตอร์อะไรนี่เป็นสเปิร์มตัวที่ดีที่สุดแล้วใช่ไหม? โอ้โหพ่อคุณเกิดมายังไงถึงได้มีคุณภาพของจิตและสมองต่ำเตี้ยเรี่ยดินต่ำจนสัมผัสได้ว่าเป็นแค่ไรฝุ่นที่อยู่ใต้ธุรีดินของเชื้อโรค เชื้อรา อะมีบา และแลคโตบาซิลลัส!

SEASON 1 Cora became pregnant by her boyfriend by accident during the breeding season, but he abruptly disappeared and left her alone. She raised the child and vowed never to fall in love again. But what if someone tries to break through her defenses? Zafer will do anything to get inside Cora’s life but is its genuine feelings or he just got interested and thrilled? And… WAIT! THE EX-BOYFRIEND, Ashton IS BACK FOR A SECOND CHANCE! Caught between the two Alphas, whom will Cora choose? SEASON 2 Tally got tied up in arranged marriage, but the man she will going to marry is her BESTFRIEND’s EX-BOYFRIEND WHO IS STILL IN LOVE WITH HIS EX! “Don’t fucking use me in your little game, I’m not your Alpha and I will never be!” He glared at her. “Pick someone else, you can spread your legs to anyone after all, right?” She scoffed, “I am not born to spread my legs to everyone!” Her eyes become sharper than earlier, “but if it’s you, I can spread it widely like you want. After all, we just need to do it and have a child, right?"

Nicole Orlando est une fille très belle et intelligente, sa mère est morte quand elle était toute petite en la laissant avec son père. Bien qu'il essaie à sa manière de rendre sa fille heureuse, en la comblant de tous les choses matériels de ce monde, elle n'a pas vraiment l'air heureuse ce qui fait qu'elle n'a pas la meilleure relation avec son père. Brandon Kyle est un beau playboy riche, il est arrogant et un con*ard fini. Il flirte avec tout ce qui porte des jupes. Il se trouve qu'il s'intéresse à Nicole parce qu'il se trouve qu'elle est la seule fille qui ne veut pas coucher avec lui. Tout au long de la ligne, après des multiples tentatives, Nicole tombe amoureuse de Brandon mais hélas, le père de Nicole est contre la relation. Pourquoi son père est contre la relation ? Quel est le secret que Brandon et le père de Nicole partagent et qu'est-ce que cela a à voir avec la mort de la mère de Nicole ? Les deux adolescents arriveront à vivre leur amour ?

" You're the reason why I wanted to love one woman until my last breath." - DONOVAN ALLARD A woman named Nemesis ends up being the most sought entertainer in the world of Entertainment district after she was exiled from her own house. She used to be a lady who endures and keep things to herself. But she became a woman who doesn't like the idea of inconvenience anymore. She doesn't offer sexual service. But she holds the highest rank in the entertainment district. Her clients were mostly noble guests and from family of wealthy people. But she's one of a heartless and emotionless in this industry. She hates her job. And hates it even more when she met Donovan again. Donovan, who is a CEO and owns a multi billion chain business. The moment he laid his eyes on her again, he was bewitched and fantasized her beauty. He is a womanizer who thinks all women are after his money and wants to play with them like porcelain dolls. But that moment he wanted to save her from that hell. But Nemesis lost all the trust she once have in every people. And What if Donovan's habit never dies.

He couldn't be fixed and neither could she.Ava Williams has been raising her 3 year old sister since she was born, her parents are very abusive but luckily only to her. She took a big step and ran away from home. With a fresh start she started school again hoping to stay out of trouble however life does not work in her favour. Within 1 day the notorious bad boys of the school took an interest in Ava, especially James. James McCarthy is a big time gangleader, he has power and money, no one fucks with him. That is until he meets Ava Williams, she's different, she's special. James is unable to resist Ava and Emily but he doesn't want to get them involved in his business. Heartbreak, trust, guns and a whirl wind of emotions. Join Ava and James on this wonderful journey

Four years ago, a 13 year old blackmailed me into friendship by holding my doughnut captive. We've been close ever since. But then, I noticed that I wanted to be more than just friends. I was in love with my best friend. Sadly, he didn't feel the same way. I thought my world was over. I was crushed. But to my utmost yet most delighted surprise, I just happened to fall into the arms of a certain bad-boy. Literally. He didn't just save me from what could've been a hell of a concussion that night. He saved my heart too. But hey, let's not get in over our heads now. It wasn't that easy. Not even close. After all, when two opposing worlds clash for the very first time, we cant just expect it to be all rainbows and sunshine. Now do we?