Batman Happy Birthday Funny Novels & Stories

He can wax lyrical about Peter Parker for hours and I’m hoping this will be enough to distract him. “Peter’s only a boy,” Jackson says with a giggle, like I’m the silliest person on the planet. “But Batman is old like you.” Ouch. I’m not sure that 26 can be classified as teetering on the edge of the grave, but I guess to a 4-year old, it must seem pretty ancient. On par with middle-aged Batman, in fact. “Oh look, there’s your school up ahead. Are you excited to see all your friends?” I ask desperately.

Paxton and Orion say at the same time. FUCKKKKK MEEEEE RUNNING BATMANNNNN!!!! I hear four sets of laughs and I instantly slam my head on the table. Not again!!

Everyone will be happy and move on from pain. It was Adom's official seventh birthday, and Alex and Ashly held an exclusive house party for their adorable son. "Happy birthday, my adorable panda!" Ashly grinned widely at the celebrant. "Make a wish already and blow out your candle. This cake is really so heavy for me to carry."

The message on it is slightly faded but I will always know what's written on it. Batman + Robin = Forever Jace rushes over to me and places Robin on the floor. He begins to crawl around the living room, grabbing onto the couches and coffee tables for support when he tries to walk. Jace and I stare proudly. He stares at me and asks, "What are you thinking?" I just smile and reach up to kiss him. He places one hand on the wall beside my head and kisses me back. I smile against his lips. Yes, Batman and Robin will always be together.

Make sure to wrap up warm. [I checked the dinner menu for tonight, and it has garlic. You're allergic, so you can't eat it.] There were countless other texts like these. But today, I hadn't sent him a single message. During a meeting, Gus wore a dark expression. Several employees whispered among themselves, "Mr. Harding's in a bad mood today; the tension is almost suffocating." As I detached from my body, my mind began to dull. I couldn't comprehend why he was upset, especially after waking up cuddling Joanna that morning.

Nick’s POV I was wearing a Batman costume. I arrived late because I had to take care of something important. I smiled as I entered the venue, it was lively, grand, and full of heroic energy. I went straight to Don San Fernando to greet him. I couldn’t help but smile when I saw him in his Superman costume. He looked genuinely happy, almost younger, his aura vibrant and strong. At seventy, Don Carlos still radiated energy and power. “Happy birthday, Don Carlos!” I greeted cheerfully as I approached him. His eyes sparkled when he saw me.

“No, they really wouldn’t.” “No, they wouldn’t,” Tracy agreed. “You’re a real hero.” I rolled my eyes. “Yeah, I’m a regular Superman,” I joked. DJ grinned next to me. “You can’t be Superman,” he protested. He looked back at Tracy and smiled. “My daddy’s a hero like Batman, because he can’t fly either.” I burst out laughing then immediately winced when it hurt my ribs. I grinned down at DJ, who was giggling to himself at his joke. “That was classic. Good job,” I congratulated, holding out my hand for a high five. He grinned and slapped his hand on mine.

All I do is smile and look from his face back to the box. "You're the only person who gave me a present today." I sigh out. _______________ Vote Comment 😔 This is actually how I feel on my birthday... Don't tell anyone shhh they don't know 🙊 ~T

Jake exclaims like a teenage girl, attracting a frown from everyone. "I don't even know what today's date is." I answer honestly. data-p-id=8b0a29eb2cfc1b41e36c256720259cb5, "Well, it's your birthday!" Tamara squeals before walking up to me with the cake and I gasp, "Is that Ben 10 on my cake? What the fuck guys, I’m 19." I hiss at them in a mock annoyed tone although I wasn’t that upset.

“This was perfect.” And I couldn’t help smiling. “Happy birthday, menace.”