Best Knock Knock Jokes

Naging kalaban ni Olivia ang kanyang best friend na si Sandra, siniraan siya sa kanyang asawa, kinumbinsi ang asawa niya na siya ang dahilan kung bakit siya nahulog at naging dahilan para makunan siya, nagnanakaw si Sandra sa kanya ng ilang buwan na at pinagbintangan si Olivia. Bukod pa dito, na si Olivia ay lihim na umiinom ng prevention pills dahil ayaw niyang magkaanak kay Nick. Kinumbinsi niya na si Olivia ay inlove pa din sa kanyang high school sweetheart, na si Marcus. Dahil sa galit, ipinadala ni Nick ang asawa niya sa kulungan at nag move-on na kasama ang best friend ng kanyang asawa, si Sandra. Tatagal ba ang relasyon nila, maghihiganti ba si Olivia at babawiin ang kanyang asawa?

CEO Series No. 2 Beauty-queen turned actress, Lauren Ortega was living the best life. She has fame that comes from her thriving career and a rich and loving boyfriend. However, when she learned that her boyfriend was cheating on her, she got drunk and ended up sleeping with a stranger. The stranger, the dashing CEO and billionaire, Kiel Alexander Sandejas. When a video of that that one wild night they've shared surfaced, both of their careers took the full blow of the scandal. To save face, they were forced to marry each other and have themselves bound into a loveless marriage that will only last for six months. Paano kung sa loob ng anim na buwan na iyon, mahulog ang loob ni Lauren kay Kiel? Handa ba ulit siyang sumugal sa pag-ibig kahit na alam niyang may ibang mahal si Kiel? And worse, what if the woman he loves returns at the end of six months, reclaiming Kiel as hers? Will Lauren stay or leave? What if she gets something out of the marriage other than Kiel’s love? A baby.

"Kung gagawa ako ng anak na bago ay sisiguraduhin kong sisimulan ko ngayong gabi," I cut her words and stated. Natigilan siya roon. Nakikita ko ang pagkalito sa mga mata niya habang nakatitig sa akin. "Akala ko ba ang mastermind ng pagkamatay ng pamilya mo ang dahilan kaya ka narito sa kuwarto ko?" pang-asar niyang tanong. "Bakit pakiramdam ko gusto mo lang akong landiin ngayon?" "Now you're talking, Mayumi." I pulled her waist and kissed her passionately. She tried not to respond, but she did. "Fucking me won't answer your queries, Isidro..." sumisinghap niyang sabi habang nakatingin sa mga labi ko. "Yeah, right. But fucking you will make you again mine!" ****** Isidro “ICE” Ferreira - Mafia boss of the FSO. Associate of Foedus Organization. Cold as ice when he kills. But… he softened when he settled down. He did his best for a simple life, hid his identity, and lived like an ordinary employee until his wife and daughter were bombed to their death. Being shattered in his dream of a happy family, he wants revenge. Retaliation. Plan. Acceptance. Ice Ferreira promises himself that he won't stop until he has the justice he needs… but destiny is his number one enemy as he encounters the same woman who brought all his pain before; the woman he suspected for the death of his family. Mayumi Lumacad - a beautiful Filipina nanny slash assassin, who will make Ice believe again in fate and endless danger in love. ****** This is a story that is close to a real Mafia way of life. If you are a sucker for romance and simple plot, better not read this!!!

Ang buong akala ni Hikkary ay wala nang katapusan ang ligaya sa piling ng pinakamamahal na kasintahang si Zayden, ngunit nagkamali siya dahil nagwakas iyon nang malaman niyang pareho sila ng kanyang matalik na kaibigan ng lalaking minahal. She painfully ended their relationship and sacrifice her happiness just to please her best friend. Sa lahat ng desisyon na nagawa niya, iyon na siguro ang pinakamahirap at pinakamasakit— ang magparaya para sa kasiyahan ng taong itinuturing niyang pamilya. Ngunit hanggang saan siya pwedeng magparaya? Hanggang saan siya magsisinungaling sa totoong nararamdaman niya? Titikisin na lang ba niya ang sariling damdamin para sa kasiyahan ng iba?

{Warning: Some chapters of this story, entails erotic and matured contents. Read as you dim fit, or at your own detriment. Consider this an authors advise.} "My heart tells me this is the best and greatest feeling I have ever had. But my mind knows the difference between wanting what you can't have and wanting what you shouldn't want. And I shouldn't want you." • • • Keishana was reluctant to love the man her sister also loved so she did everything not to get close to him. But who would have thought that they would be so close to each other that they could hardly be separated? And in an unexpected turn of events, he fell on her and there was no other way to regain his love for her sister whom he had promised to marry. Will she be able to give up everything, including her family, just for the sake of the man she loves? Or is she willing to let go of everything they have to make her sister happy?

"Celestine, please bago ako bawian ng buhay promise me na gagawin mo ang kahilingan ko." Natulala ako habang binibitawan ni Alexine ang mga katagang iyon.Awang awa ako sa kanya kaya di ko napigiling napatango. Pagkatapos ay pumikit ito habang unti unting nawalan ng buhay.

Everything happen for a reason, noong una talaga inakala ni Samantha na 'yon ang pinaka the best na gagawin n'ya sa buong buhay nito. But she's wrong, sa sobrang mali hindi niya akalain na dito pala s'ya hahantong. Being a best friend of a man who named Judd Harrison dapat alam mo kung hanggang saan ka lang at 'yon ang nalagpasan ni Samantha, na kahit kasiyahan na ng kaibigan n'ya ay hinadlangan pa nito. But Samantha just did it the way she knew upang hindi mahulog sa trap ng dapat ay mapapangasawa nito ang kanyang kaibigan na si Judd. Pero hindi lang bilang isang kaibigan ang tingin n'ya kay Judd, ito ay malala at mas higit pa sa pagmamahal bilang isang kaibigan.

GUIECO CLAN SERIES #2 Marciella Perrer, a woman of principles, finds herself entangled in a complex love situation. She has developed feelings for Ashmer Guieco, who happens to be both her best friend's boyfriend and the boss of the Guieco Clan, where she works as a secret agent. Despite being Ashmer's first love, Marciella initially chose to step back and let go of her feelings. She made every effort to distance herself from him. However, with time, her emotions only intensified. Her world is shaken when she wakes up one morning in the same bed as Ashmer, a secret she keeps from her best friend. Now, she faces a difficult choice: will she suppress her feelings and try to forget the night they shared, or will she risk being seen as a homewrecker in the name of love?

Naranasan ni Lemuel ang masasayang araw ng buhay niya dahil kay Jossa. For him, their relationship was the best thing that happened in his life. Ngunit ang babaeng buong akala niyang magiging dahilan ng lubos niyang kaligayahan ay siya din palang magiging rason ng pagkasira ng kanyang buhay. He was put in a jail because of her. Ito rin ang naging dahilan ng malaking pagbabago sa kanyang pagkatao at sanhi kung bakit siya napunta sa maduming trabaho. Several years later, they met again. Kung kailan unti-unti nang nagiging maayos ang buhay niya ay saka nagulo ulit dahil sa presensiya ng dalaga. Would he let her enter his life again? Kaya niya nga bang kalimutan ang lahat ng nangyari dahil sa pag-ibig? Would second chance heal... his scarred heart?

Ramon was involved in gambling and addiction; he hid his addiction from his family. Because he spent the money on wrongdoing, his company was involved in bankruptcy and unable to pay its liabilities. Kier helps Ramon with his problem, but he has a condition. Ramon's daughter should marry him. Her parents were forcing Shielyn to marry a stranger man. She thought marrying Kier was the best thing in her life until she discovered her husband's secret. He's after his desires. She regrets marrying him.