Bored Funny Quotes

Gods and Immortals are the stuffs of legend. Many choose to follow, some will choose to betray, and some will choose to love. Ao Shun (The Black Ocean Dragon) is Immortal after his service from the Emperor is completed. He grows bored and decides to visit the Human realm for some fun. He meets Jin An. She is born to be the dragon's bride but fate condemns her to death and rebirth over the centuries. Can the Dragon save her from death? Will his power grow or dissolve because she is not with him? Will the Veil, a human faction bent on killing the bride to destroy the dragon's power, prevail in each lifetime? Will a hidden evil prevail and become the dragon's demise. The Ocean Dragon's Bride is a Chinese love story that spans centuries. A love that finds it's strength within the conflict of an Immortal power struggle. And lovers who will never give up.

Constant head splitting headaches, random joint pains,. dizziness and lightheadedness. it was symptoms I know just too well. The blue rose illness. The vile disease that robbed me of my mother. And now I think it's coming for my life too. My name is Ivy and I have the blue rose illness. Funny right? I can't believe I have less than thirty days to live. ************ Prince Emiliano "You are sick? Since when?" "I am sorry." "Keep that for later—I will never give you the permission to leave me. You can never leave me. Do you understand Ivy? Don't you dare."

Veterinarian Kalyssa Carran always got along better with animals than with people, and she never knew why. And the boyfriends she had in the past bored her to tears. But everything changes when she accidently hits a wolf with her car, bringing her into a world she never knew existed.Alphas Xander Reed and Elias Samuelson share their power in The Diamond Pack. They always knew they wanted to share the same Mate, something common among wolf-shifters. But they had never found the right woman until they saw her the night of the Blood Moon Choosing Ceremony. Then everything changed.Now, with Nightshade, a band of supernatural hunters, after the new Luna, can the Alphas sworn to protect her keep her safe? Or will her past be their undoing?Magic and power wrestles with love and loyalty in Night Wolves, a world where supernatural creatures are real, just as real as the hunters hellbent on destroying them.Night Wolves is created by Sophie Slade, an EGlobal Creative Publishing signed author.

Jana Tesoro should not be considered as a loner, yet she is one, according to the app 'Patfinder's Guide'. She's a senior high-school student bored out of her wits trying to skip her swimming lessons. What she thought to be a harmless online game turned out to be scary, and deadly. Jana transmigrated inside the game of love and betrayal. Now she only had no one but her system, Vivien, who claimed to be trustworthy but always failed miserably. Jana has two important tasks; Save herself from dying, and prevent the main couple from ending up together in every task world. Things have gone smoothly at first. She even had the optimism to come back alive and kicking in reality. Until she met a man that is said to be her angel, yet put her through hell instead. The promised safety was gone as the game entered the mode level she's been so frightened of; the devastation.

Namanya Luna, gak pake Lucinta. Lebih tepatnya Aluna Meysha Jovita. Gadis pemalas, suka mengeluh, kekanak-kanakan, berotak lemot dan ceroboh. Bukankah kekurangan seorang Luna paket komplit? Disamping itu Luna punya sosok sahabat yang mau menerima dia apa adanya, dia Athala Petro Radeyo, panggil saja Opet. Seorang cowok pintar dan pandai melakukan banyak hal yang selalu bersedia menjadi tempat Luna bercerita, bersandar dan menumpahkan segala keluh kesahnya. Berbagai konflik menghiasi kisah persahabatan mereka, titiknya ada pada saat Luna mengenal arti kata jatuh cinta yang asing dalam kamus hidupnya untuk pertama kali. Sialnya Luna menyadari ia jatuh cinta pada sahabatnya sendiri. Akankah hubungan persahabatan mereka tetap berjalan baik-baik saja? Bahkan setelah keduanya terseret dalam lingkar perasaan asing dan rumit yang kelak mungkin akan merubah segalanya, termasuk status hubungan persahabatan mereka? Happy Reading NanaPoh

After witnessing Ares' accident, Vera had felt she has the responsibility to take care of him. There's a lot of options to do, but she chose to take off the heave on her chest which was to go and look for the reasons why that accident happened and become his bodyguard, nurse and driver. She thought those were the only things she need to handle, but her Captain still demanded her to act as a fake fiancée of her friend for some reasons. Working for Ares made her more attached to him which shouldn't be happening, but will she be able to stay with Ares just like a job and finish her mission-or is her story bound to be more complicated?

Alif, a handsome young man who has just returned from wandering back to Jakarta. There he was fought over by two beautiful women, Lisa, and Ning, his childhood friends. However, many strange things happened in the village of Menyan. The loss of a baby and the disappearance of a woman's pregnancy there are some of these strange occurrences. Alif is also faced with the charm and mystery of Kumara, his new neighbor's wife who is rumored to be the incarnation of kuntilanak (a famous female ghost in Indonesia who is believed to have wandered because she was raped, abused, or died while pregnant) because she doesn't want to leave the house during the day and often acts out of bounds. On the other hand, Kumara who is very beautiful and sexy, admits that she and Alif once knew each other and were close, but Alif forgot. Can Alif face all the strange situations?

Buencamino Series #1 Still On-Going and NOT Edited. Lysia Rayne Buencamino is an Introvert person. You may think she's your type of girl, then you're perfectly wrong. Brave, yet mysterious girl she may described, handle fights. She has an attitude of boy but, can make boy fell inlove with her. A story where you will encounter, Action in romance. Love between fights and money with power. All Right Reserved 2020

I have been waiting for a prince charming my whole life. Pero matapos ang halos 30 years na paghihintay, 30 years of falling and failing, I have decided to move on nd embrace being a single tita. Pero bakit kung kelan sinukuan ko na ang love ay saka naman may sumusubok sa karupukan ko? At dalawa pa sila. Magmamahal pa bang muli o di na susubok pa?

"Walaupun saya masih hidup, awak boleh berkahwin dengan orang lain, kan?" Hanzalah berpaling ke belakang, memandang Khadeeja yang tegak berdiri merenungnya tanpa segarit senyuman. Cuba memahami ayat yang diluahkan isterinya itu. "Tapi... kalau saya nak kahwin dengan orang lain, awak kena mati dulu... kan?" Tenang Khadeeja bersuara dengan mata yang terkedip lemah. Nafas perlahan terhembus di antara dua bibir yang terbuka sedikit. Hanzalah menelan air liur apabila tekak terasa kering. Matanya menangkap pemutar skru yang dicari sedari tadi, kini digenggam erat di tangan Khadeeja. _______________________________________ Kejadian misteri yang terjadi semakin menguji perkahwinan tanpa cinta mereka. Bergelut untuk meneruskan kehidupan bersama dan mencari sebab untuk mengekalkannya Memang susah bila hidup dengan dia yang asing. Memang susah untuk berkongsi kehidupan peribadi. Memang susah bila terasa kita berjuang sendiri. Tapi sebenarnya, lebih susah bila kita tak pernah usaha untuk membuka hati.