Dirty Family Secrets
(Ok, maybe not quite a continuous erection, but it sure as hell seemed like it.
I decided I could play the gentleman, so I stopped for some gifts, a bouquet of mixed flowers, and two perfect roses, one red and one yellow. I also bought an expensive bottle of champagne, which was pretty extravagant. Ok, so it was on the verge of stupid, a bottle of Dom Perignon, my first.
Even though it was my house, I decided to knock on the door. I had seen Karen's car downstairs so I knew she had beaten me there. I had expected as much.