Girl Crush
"Giselle, you don't just decide to become a lesbian. You either are, or you aren't, and based on the fact you've been sucking stick instead of going down to Taco Town since puberty, it's unlikely you just missed the signs."
My best friend, Veronica, would know. She was the girl every guy wanted, every girl wanted to be, and in the end, she preferred fish to hot dogs. At least if I made the switch late in the game, I had someone to show me the ropes, teach me the Jedi ways.
"What happened this time?" Ronnie knew all the gory details from every failed attempt at a relationship or date since I'd gotten my first kiss.