Cartoon Conspiracy Theories Spongebob Novels & Stories

I genuinely had no idea how he’d gotten it so right. "I… I used to love SpongeBob," he admitted, shifting his weight as if he regretted saying it. "Boss, you still love it," Cale added from behind us, amusement thick in his voice. I laughed as Slade shot Cale a hard glare. The look was sharp enough to cut glass, but held no real anger.

“I have a theory.” I look up. “Should I be worried?” “Possibly.” He taps the page confidently. “What if…” He lowers his voice. “…this entire conspiracy is being run by accountants?” I blink. “Accountants….” “They’re always around.” I try not to laugh. “They know numbers.” “They’re suspiciously calm.” “They’re doing their jobs.” “Exactly.” He points triumphantly. “Perfect cover.” I burst into laughter. “That is the worst theory I’ve ever heard.”