Did I Seriously Just Get Reincarnated As My Gag Character Novels & Stories

I was so shocked that the mug slipped from my hand and hit the floor with a shrill clang. Zachary emerged leisurely from behind the security guards and leaned in close to my ear, whispering, "I wouldn't have divorced you if you had behaved yourself, Serenity. You insisted on making such a fuss, though, so I couldn't possibly keep you around where you would be an inconvenience and an offense to me."

Squatting down, I held her chin and whispered into her ear, "In my previous life, you two scoundrels leeched off me, and you're doing it again in this life. Shayla, do you really think I'm that fucking stupid?" Shayla's eyes widened, her expression filled with horror. "You… you are…" "Yes, that's right. I was reborn, just like you," I whispered. Shayla shook her head hard. "No, that's impossible. If you were reborn, why didn't you buy this lottery ticket?" Something occurred to her. She grabbed my hand and asked, "No, wait. In the previous life, you bought this lottery ticket and won 50 million dollars. It was the same shop and the same numbers. What happened?"

My legs were gone and in their place were tiny—I admit they're the cute— sharp little talons clutching a tree branch. "No way, no freaking way. Don't tell me-" "Congratulations host, you have successfully reincarnated in the world; blood oath: save the villain. Species assigned: owl" The system's voice chimed, cutting me off and sounding annoyingly cheerful. "What? An owl?!" My screech came out as a hoot. I tried again, feeling panic "what the actual fu hoooot! hooooot!" "Perfect," I muttered angrily. "Out of all the things I could have been, I'm reincarnated as an oversized chicken with night vision. And save a villain? Pur-lease, more like become his midnight snack."

the doctor suggested, but I ignored him and looked at Mildred Dale lying on the hospital bed. Her eyelids twitched slightly to show that she was faking sleep. In my past life, I trusted the doctor. After taking her home, I worked myself to exhaustion during the day to earn money, only to return home at night just to endure her physical abuse and manic outbursts.

With Derek’s condition, there was no way he could have another child. On the day I was reborn, an administrator in the underworld had whispered to me—if I hadn’t agreed to be born into the Lewis family, their bloodline would have ended. But I knew this wasn’t the time to drop the act. Since Claire wanted to play her part, I’d stay on stage with her. When I came of age, I’d deliver her a “gift” she wouldn’t forget.

(ꐦ ≖ ‸ ≖) “…then you’ll be sent to reincarnate.” (╯°Д°）╯︵ ┻━┻ ‘You lot are scammers! Give me back my wonderful carefree life in a vast, beautiful world!!’

The goddess of light stroked Nia's cheek. "What do you mean it's just the four of us!?" shouted Nia with a face so angry. "Ahh, yes, as an apology, I will try to find your men. Go now!" The goddess of light returned to her throne. "Watch you!" Nia shouted with her body starting to fade and disappear. ____ Several hundred years later "Welcome blah blah blah.. In essence he reincarnated Nay and Noe into this world. Note: the author is also impatient with the people :" I want to punch them right away but later I can immediately run out of ideas.

She was surprised and she looked at me as though I had gone crazy, “Are you joking right now, Roseline? Because this is not the right time.” I grabbed her arm and pulled her closer, “I’m serious, please just tell me!” I whispered fiercely into her ears. She was quite startled, but she replied, “It’s the year 2019.” My eyes widened, that was two years back! I had reincarnated into a completely different family, I needed to know where I was exactly, this was another chance I had been given by the moon goddess. “Can I have a mirror?” I asked and she ordered one immediately.

I yelled, and when I realized I would attract the attention of others, I lowered my voice to a whisper. 'Of course. The benevolent Moon goddess always gives an extra gift to every reincarnator.' Ria explained. "But I didn't reincarnate." I protested. I didn't feel like I had any powers at all. 'What difference is there? We traveled back in time and came back to life in a sense. A reincarnator also comes back to life, so what's the difference?' "Whatever... So you mean I have powers now?" I asked as I felt excitement surging through my veins.

he said. My heart beats fast as I heard his answer. I hold my tears back, trying not to cry. Because I know that those dreams are from the past. "How about you?" he asked me which totalky surprised me. I secretly smiled. It is impossible for me to be reincarnated because I am a Goddess. But for now, I need to invent a story for him. "Yes. Some scenes that happened are somehow familiar to me. Seems like it already happened. It confusing but, yeah that's what I expperienced," I answered.