Her Darkest Desires
"Did you know only ten percent of men and fucking eighty percent of women? Why do you think I spend so much time on the dating apps? It's all a numbers game."
"Eric, you do realize that you get what you pay for, right?" you asked. "If you look like a fuckboy, and act like a fuckboy..."
"Hey, I don't care if people think I'm a fuckboy," Eric said. "Cause you'll know what I'll be doing?"
"Fucking?" Gemma filled in.
"Exactly," he said. "Speaking of which, Gemma-"
"If you say anything rude to me right now, Eric, I will legitimately file a complaint at work on Monday," Gemma said.