F Up Jokes

RPG STYLE NOVEL, MC DOING QUEST, KILLING MONSTERS, LEVELING UP, GAINING SKILL, AND etc...SYSTEM Deity, a newly invented modern gadget that helps humans to breakthrough their limiters. Yman Talisman was a young man, 17 years old, and an orphan. After he found out that he had a Hollow Cell symptom, he rejoiced. Now there was a way for him to cure his ill sister. But on the day of evaluation exams, because of an incident, he was late and only managed to get the weakest magic skill among the rest. How can someone like him fight monster monsters when his magic was the weakest and no use for fighting? No group wanted to let him joined them. In order to cure his sister, he had no choice but to fight monsters alone.When he finds out about a certain item that able to heal any kind of illness, he left the city and delves into adventures to search for it.Warning: If you are a fan of a novel that an MC is op at an early chapter, then it might be not your cup of tea.The MC in this novel will slowly build up his character from attitude - to - power.

At the claiming ball, Aria Blackwood’s dream shatters when her fated mate, Alpha Ronan Draven, rejects her before the Crescent Moon Pack. Cast out and left to die, she is saved by Raven, a rogue Alpha who sees her rare Silver Fang bloodline as the key to his empire. His brutal training hardens her into a warrior, but his obsession is as dangerous as the bond that still ties her to Ronan. Hunted by packs, courted by rogues, and torn between vengeance and love, Aria must rise from outcast to queen. But when the time comes to choose, will she burn Crescent Moon to the ground or surrender to the mate who once shattered her?

“Fuck! Only if your dad knew how fucking bad and naughty you really are. Only if he knew I'm fucking you right now on my bed and you love it." Luca, Stacey's father's best friend said as he kept thrusting into her. Her eyes rolled back, and a shudder tore through her body at his words. “Ahhh! Ohh my goodness! Don’t say that! Ahhh fuck, it’s so dirty!” She cried, but her pussy clenched even tighter around him. "Keep fucking me harder!" He smirked, dragging his dick almost all the way out before slamming it back in, making her scream. “He thinks you are innocent. But right now, you are nothing but a slut for my dick. Look at how you spread wide on my bed, begging me to fuck you harder. Begging me to ruin your pussy” “Yessss!” She clutched at him desperately as her legs locked him in place. “Ohhhh! I don’t care about anything right now. Just keep fucking me!” Stacey caught her father's best friend masturbating with her sexy pictures and vowed to have a taste of his dick. She seduced and got what she wanted. But what happened when she got pregnant not knowing he had a fiancee? Do you love reading steamy, naughty, and filthy romances? Do you love when a dominant man takes control of a horny hot girl? If your answer is yes, get ready for the ultimate erotic excitement that will ignite fire in your ovaries and make you twitch in ecstasy. This novel is a collection of hot erotic stories. Read at your own risk.

A Luna banished and cast out by her mate, becoming the strongest rogue. A bounty is places on her by her mate, he wants her dead. To gain more power, Selene disguises as a male and goes to seek for assistance from the cursed Alpha, an outcast who has his own warriors of rogue, the most feared. He grants her help and along the line, the only way to break his curse surfaces, which is Selene. But the prophecy clearly stated that it will be a woman. And a price must be paid because his curse is delicate and can claim the life of the one who breaks it.

Julian lahir dari keluarga yang serba berkekurangan. Keluarganya terhina oleh orang-orang disekitarnya karena kemiskinannya. Namun ia tak tinggal diam begitu saja. Julian mencoba mendaftar menjadi prajurit, dengan harapan untuk mengharumkan nama keluarga. Akhirnya ia diterima bergabung ke dalam kesatuan. Yang ditugaskan langsung untuk terjun ke medan perang. Tak disangka, ternyata karir militer lah yang membesarkan namanya. Dengan kemampuannya, ia dapat memenangkan setiap pertempuran dengan gemilang. Hal itu lah yang membuat Julian disegani oleh kalangan petinggi militer dan ia berhasil diangkat menjadi seorang jendral besar. Selain berhasil dalam dunia kemiliteran. Julian pun berhasil membangun bisnisnya yang terdiri dari berbagai bidang. Namun ada suatu kejadian naas, di mana saat itu ia tengah berada di sebuah helicopter untuk menuju ke kampung halamannya. Helicopter yang ditumpanginya kehilangan kendali dan jatuh ke tengah hutan belantara. Seluruh kru tewas namun Julian berhasil selamat setelah tim sar menemukannya terkapar di tengah hutan. Setelah beberapa bulan ia dirawat. Akhirnya Julian tersadar kembali tapi dengan Julian yang telah lupa ingatan. Di tengah keterpurukan itu ia menemukan seorang wanita yang dengan ikhlas merawatnya bernama Sofia. Namun keluarga sang wanita yang tidak tau latar belakang Julian tidak terima dengan pria pilihan itu. Julian yang hilang ingatan itu pun tidak percaya bahwa dia adalah seorang jendral besar dan alasan itulah yang membuat dia tak memberitahukannya kepada Sofia. Hal itu membuat Julian terhina di mata keluarga Sofia yang notabene berasal dari kalangan konglomerat. Bahkan dimata semua orang yang mengenal Sofia. Akankah Julian akan bangkit kembali dalam kejayaannya sebagai Jendral besar dan membalas semua penghinaan itu? Mari simak ceritanya.

"I will only use you when I need to." Amanda has always hated the words of abuse from the lips of Oriaga Niel, her husband and CEO of the famous jewelry and fashion brand 'Gregorious' who married her a month ago. Amanda felt dirty and crazy, even though they had sex, but without love, they just hated each other all the time. Amanda is like a bitch that Oriaga bought for good, and the man wants revenge for Amanda's family's attitude in the past.

After Emily's heartbreaking birthday party, Sandra invited Emily for a one-week Christmas holiday in her father's mansion. Emily's fiancé, Desmond, celebrated her childhood friend Tricia at Emily's birthday party and made her look like a shameless guest. To help Emily recover from the heartbreak, she invited her to her father's mansion for a one-week Christmas holiday. When she arrived and met her best friend single dad, she lost her home training. She couldn't control herself. As forbidden as it looks, she wanted to have him all for herself. She wanted him to claim and use her as he wished. She was ready to risk her friendship with Sandra and have what her body desires. Before the end of the holidays, she got what she wanted. But what happens when she finds out she was pregnant with twins for him? Will he accept or reject her? Will it affect her relationship with Sandra? I guess you have to find out yourself.

sinopsis Anya hancur saat mengetahui dirinya hamil dari Evan, pria yang pernah berjanji akan bertanggung jawab jika hal ini terjadi. Namun, ketika Anya berusaha menghubungi Evan dan meminta pertanggungjawaban, dia dihadapkan pada penolakan keras dari ibu Evan, yang menghina dan merendahkannya. Ibu Evan bahkan menawarkan uang untuk menggugurkan kandungan Anya, menyuruhnya pergi dan tak pernah kembali. Meski terluka, Anya menolak uang tersebut dan memutuskan untuk membesarkan anaknya sendiri. Lima tahun kemudian, Anya yang kini seorang ibu tunggal, telah berjuang membangun hidupnya dan bekerja di sebuah perusahaan besar. Tanpa diduga, dia bertemu kembali dengan Evan, yang ternyata adalah CEO di perusahaan tempatnya bekerja. Evan, yang tidak mengetahui Anya memiliki anak darinya, merasa tertarik kembali kepada wanita yang pernah menjadi bagian dari hidupnya. Dalam situasi ini, Anya harus menghadapi dilema emosional antara memaafkan masa lalu atau mempertahankan jarak demi melindungi dirinya dan anaknya. Namun, kenyataan bahwa Evan adalah ayah dari anak yang selama ini ia besarkan seorang diri membuat keadaan menjadi semakin rumit. Akankah Evan mengetahui kebenaran tentang anaknya? Dan bisakah Anya memberikan kesempatan kepada Evan untuk menjadi bagian dari kehidupan mereka?

Nyxara Vale trusted Cassian Ward—her mate—and Brielle Shaw, her best friend. They reduced her world to ashes. But honestly, death didn’t last. She came back, furious and unstoppable. Now she’s got everything: a trillion-dollar fortune, lethal MMA skills, hacker abilities no one can rival, and, of course, she’s the true heir to her family’s merciless mafia empire. Then things get even crazier. Nyxara’s werewolf blood finally awakens. Her eyes flash violet, she can sway people’s wills just by entering a room, and there’s this ravenous wolf spirit inside her, desperate for revenge. Every secret she uncovers, every ally she tests, every foe she confronts—it drags her further into a world where betrayal is currency, love exacts a cost, and vengeance stains everything crimson. And just when she believes she’s in control, her other mate—the rival she never asked for—shows up. He’s dark, magnetic, and refuses to let her take charge without a battle. The two of them collide, separate, and keep coming back together, bound by old scars and new temptations. The past won’t release its grip, and it's poised to tear apart everything Nyxara has fought to reclaim. In a world where mafia clans clash with immortal bloodlines, trust slips away and revenge is the only certainty. Nyxara must seize her power, outwit those chasing her, and decide who truly deserves a place at her side—before the darkness consumes everything she has left.

Gelora, seorang wanita yang apapun dia inginkan harus tercapai. Tidak ada satupun yang bisa menolak pesona nya yang seksi, semua orang ingin tidur dengannya, ingin menjadi bagian hidupnya. Tapi tidak dengan Delon.. Seorang pria pekerja keras, terancam kehilangan pekerjaan hanya karena menolak Gelora. Dan tidak hanya itu. Gelora juga tidak membiarkan satupun perusahaan yang menampung Delon. Ia sebisa mungkin membuat Delon benar-benar di blacklist dari semua lowongan pekerjaan yang ia datangi. Tujuannya cuman satu. Agar ia bisa menggaet Delon menjadi suaminya. Karena hanya dengan begitu ia bisa menerima warisan keluarganya. Dan bonusnya bisa bersenang-senang dengan pria lain. Mengingat Delon pria kampung yang bisa ia atur seenaknya. Tapi siapa bisa menduga. Kalau Gelora ternyata benar-benar jatuh cinta ke Delon. Tepat saat perjanjian kerjasama itu berakhir. Pertanyaannya, bisakah keduanya bersama kembali? Setelah keduanya menyadari akan cinta di hati mereka berdua.