FAKING LOVE
I corrected with a weary sigh, already anticipating the litany of smutty rejoinders awaiting, "nothing more, nothing less."
"Smoky, you say?" Lilly positively purred back at me, no doubt proverbial gears already whirring overtime.
"How deliciously apropos and dripping with sultry symbolism if she were the helpless ingenue swept into 'forbidden dalliances' with your dashing young ghostwriter when he comes padding into witness..."
I cradled the receiver away, massaging my temples to stave off the impending headache accompanying her unwavering libido.
"Oh, sweet Lord, give me patience..."
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