The So-Called Walking Lie Detector
My wife, Eunice Quill's adoptive younger brother, Shawn Quill, calls himself a human lie detector.
During a game of truth and dare, I answer the truth question that I've given my virginity to Eunice.
But Shawn "exposes" me in front of everyone by claiming that I've bedded at least three women before Eunice. He even gives me a nickname "Cope-More" out of jest.
I question Eunice on the spot, only to see her mocking me back with a chuckle.
"Shawn has been detecting lies since he was a kid. His observations are often very accurate. Don't tell me you're mad at him because of the way he humiliated you!"
I decide to endure the farce for the sake of my young son, Callum Riverson.
But when Callum gets into a car crash and needs 20 thousand dollars for his surgical bills, I stumble over to Eunice's company, hoping to borrow money from her.
However, Shawn lets out a cold huff in return.
"Finn must be lying! His lips are red, meaning he's very healthy. Also, the sweat dotting on his forehead must be droplets left behind by the mineral water that he's splashed onto himself in advance!
"Hmph! It's way too easy for me to detect such a shoddy lie!"
The impatient Eunice kicks me out of her company immediately.
"Just tell me out right if you want to buy yourself a new watch! You won't receive a single cent if you lie to me!"
When I recall the way Callum keeps struggling in pain and agony, I can only call Connie Bronson, Eunice's mom, with tears streaming down my face.
"Give me 20 thousand dollars, and I'll leave Eunice voluntarily."