Funny Poems About Love For Him

"Gusto kong pag-isipan mo ang inaalok kong kasal sa 'yo. Hindi kita mamadaliin, pero hindi rin ako tatanggap ng sagot na hindi. Tandaan mo 'yan, Saskia. Una pa lang kitang nakita, alam ko sa sarili kong magiging akin ka pagdating ng araw. Malas lang ng nobyo mo at niloko ka lang niya sa kabila ng pagiging perpekto mong babae," sambit nito sa seryosong tinig. Isang estrangherong gwapong lalaki ang lumapit kay Saskia Magsaysay Santos sa kalagitnaan ng kanyang kalungkutan dulot ng pagtataksil sa kanya ng kaniyang long-time boyfriend na si Gerald at ng pinsan niyang si Vivian. Tinanggap niya ang alok ng lalaki ayon sa idinidikta ng kanyang puso't isipan. Ngunit paano kung matuklasan niyang ang lalaking pinakasalan niya, si Weston Buencamino Del Flores, ay tiyuhin pala ng kanyang ex-boyfriend? Mamahalin pa rin kaya niya si Weston, kahit na kadugo ito ng lalaking nanloko sa kanya? O isasantabi na lang ba niya ang lahat upang patuloy na mahalin ito?

"I wouldn't be with a monster like you even if the world was ending and you were the last of the male specie!" That is what she said to him but life took a funny turn from there. Luka Vladimir is your typical Alpha, leading the most ruthless and largest pack ever known. He is 35 and still hasn't found his mate. He was getting restless in finding his luna but when he finally finds her, he wishes he hadn't! Venus Gracia is the exact opposite of anything a Luna should be known as. No, she isn't weak, unwanted and the trash of the town. She is haughty, conceited, and a full-blown feminist human! Born out of old money her only ambiance was to seize the reins of her father's company and she would stop at nothing in this misogynist world to prove her worth. Together they could ruin empires or could lead them to novel peaks but one thing was for sure, together they were explosive!

Skyler Rivers one the most handsome bachelor in the city and certainly the richest has never been interested relationship until a certain Stunning blonde came waltzing her way into his life. Skyler has a secret that makes dating impossible for him. A secret that threatens his very existence, a secret he just couldn't trust into anyone's hand, not even the blonde. Their first meeting he wasn't impressed with her but then again why couldn't he forget her. Few days later the blonde badges into his office with a ridiculous proposition. Seventeen dates to convince him to give them a chance. The blonde was certainly not giving up. Skyler was certainly tempted so he decided to take a chance. Will his leap of faith pan out well for him especially when their first date turns out to be a disater or will the blonde confirm what he has know all along. That he is better of alone?

Pagkatapos niyang ma promote bilang Secretary ng CEO ay inaya niya ang kaibigan niyang mag bar,In enjoy niya ang Gabi at nagpaksaya hanggang sa nagising nalang siya na walang ibang saplot katabi ang lalaking nakakuha ng virginity niya, hindi niya pinag sisihan ang nangyari dahil gwapo naman ang nakakuha ng virginity niya pero ng makaharap niya ang CEO ay pinag sisihan niya ang lahat,Ang lalaking naka talik niya ng isang Gabi at Ang CEO ng kompanyang pinag tratrabahuan niya Ngunit paano kung hindi lang iyon ang mangyayari, paano kung aayain din siya ng boss niya sa isang Fake Marriage kapalit ng isang million Tatanggapin niya ba ito o tatanggihan?

It was no secret that Lucas, the Alpha of the Redline Pack, had spent ten years pursuing me. He did so patiently and devotedly, never wavering, as if loving me were the only purpose he had in this life. But on the eve of our wedding, one conversation between Lucas and his friend struck me. "You have secretly dated Shane for a while now, but you will Mark Charlotte as your Mate instead?" His friend had asked. "How can the two be the same? How could Shane, a substitute, compare to Charlotte? I might consider keeping her if she behaves herself and doesn't make a scene. Don't worry, Charlotte won't mind," I heard Luca say confidently. But Shane has no intention of behaving. On the day for eh Marking, she stormed the Ritual grounds and pushed me hard making me fall of the center stage unto the grass. Lucas was by her side quickly to protect her not me. Shane had lost all reason from the heart break and had a shard of glass to her her neck. "Choose me or Charlotte right now!" She screamed and I saw Lucas descend into a panic. Shane must have gotten injured in the chaos because I could hear Lucas shouting to clear the way and let him pass, saying he needed to rush Charlotte to a hospital. But I was hurt as well, yet he did not care. "If anything happens to her, you will all pay the price," he had declared. Those words shattered my heart and was the beginning of the end. I now know what to do—booking a ticket and left him forever.

Demonise was a woman who loved a man named Fergus De Villa with all of her heart. But her three years of suffering from a marriage that was like hell made her realized that it was not worth it anymore. However, when she was already willing to let go, he became furious and wild. Trapping her and owning her again and again, she decided to hide and go away. After five years playing hide and seek, she found herself in an auction and was being bought by a man. A man that was her nightmare five years ago. Nevertheless, there was a secret that she shouldn't spill out. A secret that would surely trap her in his arms forever. Will she be able to forgive him after she became his slave? Will their past be a hindrance? Or will their toxic relationship becomes her sweetest nightmare? "I gave you five years of freedom. I guess it's time for you to come home." He whispered near her ears as his fingers were crawling under her shirt. "I miss you. Specially when you're under me. Naked." **** WARNING! Only 18+ are allowed to read this dark story of mine. Thank you! PS: 'CLAIMED BY MY EX-HUSBAND' is the story of their son Black De Villa. It's also available here!

Navmi Suryavanshi - An 18 year old girl ,kind hearted ,naive, pure soul , wanting to leave her past behind she leaves her home but her life takes a drastic turn and she falls under the clutches of HIM. ARYAN SINGH RAJPUT - 24 year old billionaire , charming yet arrogant . The only word through which people defines him PERFECT yet he is selfish. He puts himself above everything but that soon changes when SHE crashes in his life and changes everything upside down but one thing that never changes HIS LOVE FOR HER.

Limang buwan na ang nakalilipas ay ibinenta ni Hanna ang katawan at naiwala niya ang pinakaiingatang puri. Isang malaking pagkakamali ngunit kailangan niya ng pera upang maipagamot ang kapatid. Namasukan siya bilang dyanitres sa pinakamalaking kumpanya sa kanilang bayan. Hindi niya akalain na ang lalaking naka-one night stand at ang CEO, ang bilyonaryong si Charles Ethan Rodriguez ay iisa! Inalok siya nitong magpanggap bilang girlfriend. Pumayag siya dahil bukod sa sobrang gwapo at matipuno nito ay babayaran siya ng malaking halaga. Paano kung sa kasunduan nila ay umibig siya sa mayamang binata? Ngunit parausan lamang ang tingin nito sa kanya habang hinihintay nitong bumalik ang babaeng tunay na minamahal. Hanggang saan siya magtitiis para sa lalaking walang pagtingin sa kanya? Hanapin kaya siya nito kung isang araw ay bigla na lamang siyang maglahong parang bula?

Babes is a strip club where the dancers danced, there are strict rules for the dancer not to offer themselves to their clients. Prostitution is a big no at the club. Though rules are meant to be broken, especially when the dancers are desperate enough to get extra cash. Babes cater to a high-end clientele of well-dressed men with various backgrounds, from rich sleazy playboys, and bad boys CEO executives, to cheating husbands with cash to spend for a private lap dance. The dancers at Babes are beautiful sexy women with different backgrounds from struggling actresses, and single moms with bills to cover, to students having to pay for their student loans, there are also women who just like to dance and be appreciated by men. But at Babes, people fall in love, strangely they found their match in the high-end strip club where they least expected. Follow this story and read how the dancers struggle for love and how the men find their future happiness.

Hindi dahil gusto mo ang isang tao at gagawa ka ng paraan upang magkalapit kayo, magkakaroon ka na ng tsansang maging kayo. Hindi rin porket pinipilit mong maging relevant sa buhay nila, ibig sabihin e mapapansin ka. Minsan, mananatili't mananatili kang nobody sa buhay nila.At ganoon na nga ang naranasan ni Lyle kay Ridge.Sinubukan niyang maging parte ng buhay nito, magbukas ng pinto ng oportunidad para sa kanilang dalawa at umasang may tsansa silang dalawa. Pero sa huli, sa ibang tao pa rin nakatingin si Ridge — iba pa rin ang minahal nito at wala siyang palag doon.Kaya heto siya ngayon sa kalagitnaan ng kawalan. Pinagmamasdan ang binatang kay tagal niyang minahal na sumaya sa piling ng iba. Bubulong na lamang sa hangin at sasabihing sana... sana siya na lang.