Funny Yoshi Novels & Stories

|This punk! Irrational as ever. Hah, I don't have free time for these idiots. Better leave for now and come back later. It's better to hit some training dummies to increase my combat experience.| Yman thought while trying to get rid of some algae that was sticking on his body. When the group of Kiko had noticed him, "I thought it's a frog. Who would have thought that it's Yman? Haha!" Kiko said while sarcastically laughing so hard.

The day of reckoning had come, and he would be damned to let it slip. "After all these years?" Yoshiro asked, cutting into his simmering fury. His Asian accent dripped from his tongue. Being of average height with a lean build, Yoshiro wore a cream colored tailored suit, with a white dress shirt underneath, leaving the first two buttons open, exposing his dry chest. "I thought we were friends," he smirked, stroking his goatie. His father never kept a beard. The old man was almost neat...almost. That's by the way, though.

As he looked up, Willow couldn't hold it any longer and burst out laughing. When Yasmine saw her, she immediately jumped up and ran over, wrapping her arms around Willow's leg. In her sweet, childish voice, she exclaimed, "Miss, why did you come back so late? Mister has been playing with me for a long time!" As she tried to hold back her laughter, Willow asked, "Really? So, did you have fun playing with him?" "I love it!" Yasmine replied as she nodded enthusiastically. Willow gently tapped Yasmine's nose and said, "I think you just like teasing people. Why are you putting so many clips on his head?"

she said, her fingers already dancing across the screen. “Here's one, he's a lawyer who likes sushi. Too boring?” “Definitely,” Angela replied, already shaking her head. “Next one, he's a professional skateboarder that enjoys poetry,” Yuki read, raising an eyebrow. "A bit too much? What do you think, honey?” She turned to Angela. “Yeah, I don't think I could handle that level of cool,” Angela said with a laugh. “Alright, here's a Japanese guy who's an amateur chef and loves to travel. Could be a winner,” Yuki said with a wink.

But my assumption went wrong when they burst out laughing not giving a fuck with those nasty looks they get from people who were busy devouring their foods but was bothered by my idiot excuse of friends. "Pft, Did I just heard him right?" Denver asked in between his boisterous laugh. What's funny with what I said? Are they really my friends? "I guess, he's sick," Yuki said as he calmed down a bit of his guffaw. "Pretty sick in love," he added and they both laugh pretty hard. We're not in the market place for Pete's sake. “Instead of mocking at me, can you just help me sort things out?” I asserted and furrowed my eyebrows at them. C'mon! They're not helping me at all.

Oscar complained, turning to me as if I were his mother, "he made me lose my memory so I don't remember you." "See! These two are so difficult to deal with," Axel quickly chimed in, pointing at the other two. Shane and Oscar turned to Axel, and they playfully started to roughhouse with him, pushing him around while he tried to fight them off. Before I could get too angry, I heard little laughs coming from Yuna, and my entire world stopped right there. The brothers paused to look at her and found her giggling. Shane then subtly nudged Oscar again, and Yuna's laughter grew even louder. Her little laugh was the most adorable sound in the world.

After seeing his movements, the Shinkage Way experts showed horrible expressions. This man was completely disrespecting the Shinkage Way! Mitchell narrowed his eyes at the emotionless Harvey. “Mr. Yashiro, I think this man must be at his wits’ end!” he whispered quietly. “Even if he’s a God of War, he’s probably just showing off right now!”

His sadness magically vanished. “Aha. Ahahahahaha. Did you look yourself into the mirror?” He hugged his stomach after laughing loudly for a good couple of seconds. “What the fuck are you guys thinking about?” All of them fled from the table and touched their weapons that were still sheathed inside their own scabbard. Malikul exposed his beautiful wings, and Aidan growled while the parents silently examined the situation. “Oh my God. Puhahahahahaha.” Hisoka clapped his hands while laughing his ass off. “You guys are so funny. Sister! Look! They are so funny!” Hisoka waved at Black Shadow that was still sleeping.

Yeah, that would be awesome if shit like that actually happened in real life. His jaw drops, eyes widen and the look on his face is truly impressive. The guy looks like a dying fish, a very angry one, but still dying. What was that fish the fat yellow guy ate in the cartoon and everyone thought he was about to die? Fugu? Was that the fish? Yeah, that’s what my new friend looks like now. “H-how are you planning to feed them your blood?” He stutters.

The rest of training is probably the most fun and entertaining training session I have ever been a part of. Mutolupuses and nagatas in shifted and non-shifted forms are taking turns taking on Yildiz and everyone is pulling out the most bizarre distraction techniques I have ever seen. Some of them are truly hilarious and others are just stupid. The best part is Yildiz is giving just as good as she’s getting. She seems very amused by all of this and looks like she’s having fun. She says it reminds her of the antics her sisters get up to at home, and I can’t even begin to imagine what kind of shenanigans irshiusts get up to, but I bet you’d never forget it if you saw it.