Harry Potter Usernames Novels & Stories

she boasted. "Classy," I mumbled under my breath, knowing that Luca could hear. "I'll see you around, Ella, and SpongeBob or whatever your name is," she said before marching off in her high heels. "Rude," Luca grumbled. "It's Ernesto Ludwig Weasley-Squarepants." I choked on my final fry and had to use my remaining lemonade to wash it down. "But really? Weasley-Squarepants? What kind of messed up, perverted Ron and SpongeBob breeding process is involved in producing a child with that surname? And ringworms? Where the fuck did that one come from?" He questioned.

She snickered at the play of words of my username. “How many times have you done this in the past?” I narrowed my eyes at her and she just grinned with a shrug. Seeing as I wasn't going to get anything more from her, I quickly took my phone back from her and scrolled past the onslaught of explicit messages, until one profile caught my eye. The username was weird. Something... off. Repent4purity. I frowned. "What the fuck kind of username..." Imogen squinted. "That is the username of a violently homophobic dude who hates himself."

“I didn’t come to fight.” “Then why are you here?” Kael asked, stepping protectively in front of me. The stranger smiled, but his eyes never left mine. “Let’s just say... I'm someone very harmless. “Who are you?” Jason pressed again, his voice was sharp. The stranger moved his head calmly, his eyes dancing with amusement. “Call me Harry.” He said with a little smile. Then he pushed off the boys and walked past us, like he belonged here, like we were the guests.