Homestuck Typing Quirks Generator Novels & Stories

Unfortunately, my unfinished article for the campus paper isn’t helping. Why Casual Doesn’t Mean Careless blinks back at me from the top of the screen like the universe is mocking me personally. Simone snorts from my bed. “That title feels targeted.” “Shut up.” Troy’s sitting at the desk again, highlighting notes with terrifying concentration. “You’ve typed three sentences in twenty minutes.” “I’m brainstorming.” “You typed the word Connor by accident twice.” I slam my laptop halfway shut. “That happened one time.” “Three,” Troy corrects calmly.

This time I would finish him. "Shaurya Agnihotri starts counting your days in reverse manner. I am coming." The room heard my growling and frustration with my utmost hateful statement.

Don’t Be Difficult. I barked a bitter laugh that hurt my ribs. I’m Not Your Lackry I noticed the typo the second I hit send—Lackry instead of lackey—but my thumb was shaking too hard to fix it and autocorrect had already betrayed me. Whatever. They’d get the point. Or they wouldn’t. I didn’t give a shit. Dots again. I stared at them, chest tight, waiting for whatever fresh poison they were about to type. But nothing came. The screen stayed frozen on those three jumping assholes.

I typed one word. Yes.

It's not a typo error. I might go on hiatus