Novel & Cerita Humour Stories

“Do you like jokes?” “I do,” I said. He told me one about a duck in a library that made no sense and made perfect sense because he laughed so hard at the end that he forgot the last word and had to start again. Emma rolled her eyes and said she had a better one, and then her punchline was the same as Eli’s by accident and they both laughed until Stella smiled, and I had to look down for a second because the feeling in my chest was too much. When the laughter faded, Emma picked at a crumb and looked up. “Where do you live?”

A man hit by a car in New York in 1977 got up uninjured, but lay back down in front of the car when a bystander told him to pretend he was hurt so he could collect the insurance money. The car then rolled forward and crushed him I don't own any of this stories. I found them in some creepy books. I'm thinking of writing my own scary stories, but not anytime soon. You can send me your short stories for a feature if you feel like it. Thanks for reading. Enjoy!

Then I think about how Seth and Eliza turned out and wonder how the hell gentle parenting skipped them entirely. “I’m not saying you are,” I tell her. “You’re old enough to stand up for yourself. And not let anyone give you sh—” I catch myself. “A hard time. I don’t have friends who get off on making me feel like crap.” “But I’m not upset!” Lucille argues, indignant. “They’re just jokes. Pranks. I actually have a sense of humour, Liam.” I frown. “Does your sense of humour include drinking toilet water? Or having your Gatorade swapped with mineral water?” I level her with a look. “You break out in hives when you drink that stuff. Come on, Luci. Be serious.”

Nathan chuckled along with everyone else, shaking his head in good-natured embarrassment. “He can be a crybaby sometimes” Talia added. Paige selected a card from the box and read it out loud, "Funniest Mishap." She chuckled mischievously before launching into a story, “On my first day at the job, Mr Grey accidentally spilled juice on his shirt right before an important meeting. He tried to discreetly cover the stain with his tie, only to have it unravel during the meeting, leaving him in an awkward situation.” Paige’s animated storytelling had everyone in stitches, and even Nathan couldn't help but laugh at the memory.

When we received our very first case, Benedict used the legal fee to treat me to a lavish meal. That day, we sat in a restaurant fifty-four floors high, looking down at the endless stream of cars below. Benedict held me and said that he was blessed to have had me by his side. A sad smile tugged at my lips. “Everyone has their own path. I’ve already made up my mind.” The HR manager looked at me, regret filling their eyes. “Since you’ve decided, then I wish you well in the future.” I thanked her softly and walked out of the office.

His brother fell in love and finally became a comedian? Then Harold sent some jokes. Rhino saw the jokes and said to Calista, "Wanna hear a funny joke?" Calista was looking down and uttered,"Say." Rhino started to crack jokes. " A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey and … cola.' The bartender looked at the bear and asked, 'Why is there a big pause between whiskey and cola?' The bear shrugged. 'I’m not sure; I was born with them.' " Calista smiled faintly. But her upsetness hadn't decreased even a little. Rhino was disappointed again. He told a few more jokes like this. But still Calista was not smiling. Rhino's rhythm was sweaty. It seemed to him that he was giving a big exam

Succumbing to the humor of the situation, they both laughed. As the laughter settled, Ryu and Yuka found themselves diving into a delightful exchange of amusing and embarrassing stories. The conversation flowed endlessly. With each story shared, their initial awkwardness melted away, replaced by a warm and genuine connection. It was like they stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with laughter and understanding, forming a bond that was equal parts comforting and thrilling.

“Let me guess. The time I fell out of a tree trying to rescue a cat?” “And get stuck yourself,” he finished, his grin widening. “Yep, that one made the highlight.” “Unbelievable,” I muttered. “Anything else?” “Oh, plenty,” he said, his eyes twinkling with mischief. “Like the time you tried to ride a bike down a flight of stairs because, and I quote, ‘It’ll totally work.” I groaned louder, hiding my face in my hands. “Why does he share the most humiliating stories?” “Because they’re funny,” he said, his tone light but teasing. “And, if I’m being honest, kind of impressive. I mean, you survived riding a bike down stairs. That’s bold.”

“Oh you like that? Well I also proposed to her the day I met her and she said no!” I groaned and covered my face, thinking about how embarrassing that was. “Oh, and then I gave her my virginity only to find out days later that she was sleeping with my best friend. So I went to go kill her ex and instead she almost died. Now she barely even likes me.” How do the Griffons find these sad stories so funny? I mean sure there’s some humor to it, but I consider it ‘you had to be there’ humor. “Thank you, I’ll be here a few more hours hopefully!” Hunter grinned and waved.

"How many times do I have to tell you, they're your parents? Why won't you even see if it's true?" "Because you're a compulsive liar. Why should I trust you? For all I know, this is another scheme of yours, so you can scam my money out of me!" I tossed the notice of critical illness in her face. "Then, look at this closely. Tell me, what's the name that's written on it?" She didn't even look. The woman stepped on it and slapped me. "What an actor. You came in with props. If you have that much time, learn from Zack. If you please me, I'll give you any money you want. You made the wrong move."