I Wrote This By Patrick Star Novels & Stories

The bald man walked towards us, his forehead crumpling and his eyes wide. I tried squinting my eyes and making it wide at the same time - I don't know how he does that! "I am not paying you to slack around and talk with your girlfriend!" Oh, come on! I'm not his anything! I glared at Mr. Patrick Star and said, "There are so many WRONG things with what you have just said!" "Excuse me?" Patrick raised an eyebrow, still squinting through. I raised my right pointer finger, "First off, he's not an employee!" I raised another finger, "Second, I am not his girl-"