If You Were A Fruit You'd Be A Fineapple Novels & Stories

Luckily he was online and was typing. “What’s up? You okay?” He replied. Maybe he was actually worried about me, if he didn’t care maybe he would have cut me off just like Ian said. My fingers hovered over the keyboard. Should I tell him I’m fine? Ask why he disappeared? The words tangled in my throat before they ever made it to the screen. “I’m okay,” I typed finally, adding a shaky smile emoji, as if that could smooth over the cracks. “You?” His bitmoji came up in chat, typing, stopped, then blinked again.

I walked down the stairs to grab a snack from the kitchen and saw Ethan gorging on an orange. “Should’ve known you’d be here,” I teased Ethan and plucked an apple from the basket. I took a big bite and sighed. “You guys have the best fruit,” I mumbled around my apple. Ethan smirked at me while he chewed an orange slice, clearly enjoying my response. “I told you that I loved food. Only the best will do,” he laughed, finishing off his orange. Well, I could definitely get used to this. What type of apples were these anyways? Each bite was sweet and crisp.

I shook my head. "Well no. Cos the only fruits inside the fridge are bunch of bananas that belongs to sienna. Since she likes to suck on one every morning, why don't someone just get her a dildo or something to suck on instead of stocking up the fridge with bananas. Some of us have other favorite fruits." He loudly chuckled and I realized a minute too late of what I just said. Oh well. Its already been said, so who cares? "Did you just say dildo?" I folded my arms across my chest.

I say getting myself an apple to eat. “Wait Jade told you? I thought she couldn't hear a thing” he said making me groan in annoyance. “Well, she wrote it” I took a bite of my apple. “And she also wrote that she loved you” I said with a mouth full of apple, I was trying to lift his spirit but the idiot sounded depressed. “Yeah, that”

I shook my head and opened my palm. Then apples appeared in my palm, they floated on it, and I showed it to Devon. “All of these apples came from the same tree, the same level of sweetness, nutrition, and anything.” Little clouds show up above the apples. Soon it started raining. Then some apples turned black. “Some apples turned black and became a poison.” I looked up at him. “Among those apples, what will you choose?” “Are you saying I am a poison of this pack?”

"Let's actually pick some. I'm thinking we should fill both baskets. We can make pie or something." "We?" "Well, I'll make pie. You can supervise and eat the filling." I laughed again. "That sounds about right." We moved through the orchard together, picking apples and tasting them and arguing about which varieties were best. Miles was team Honeycrisp, while I found myself partial to the Fuji— they were sweeter, less tart, the kind of apple that made you want to eat three in a row and not care about overfilling yourself. The basket was getting heavy, filled with the apples we'd selected carefully, when Miles suddenly grabbed my hand.

Cleo mumbled putting seven bloody red apples on the fruit basket. "I know you, I know your favorite fruit is apple, a shy type of a person, but you can be funny at times when you need to speak, I know that you are not the typical girl who has all the courage to start a conversation, but if you do, I know it'll make sense, I'll make sure it'll make sense, you can fit into a suitcase, think fast but never bother to solve any mathematical equation, you cook delicious breakfast but need the sun to be in the full show to do that because you're a morning person and you woke up in such an ungodly hour just to watch the sunrise on the apartment's window. You see. I know you." He laughed after he sai

The little boy looked at me and shook his hea "Why? Apples are delicious. It will make you strong like a superhero. It will also make your mind active. Do you want to be Superman or Batman Niall shocked his head. "I want to be Spidey man." He quietly replied. His eyes gleamed as he imitated a spider climbing on a tre "Oh, you mean you want to be spiderman "Yes "Well, you must eat fruits so you will be strong and you can climb a tree.

He nodded towards them. “Oranges are addictive though. Thousand years ago no one could exist without their morning OJ’s.” Darius frowned slightly. “Did not understand that at all. But if you are asking me, I choose apples.. It’s very simple. Oranges are very bright, flashy and... bright and flashy does not mean anything good. Once one of us tried a huge bright red mushroom and ended up with food poisoning.” “Apples are red.” Nicolai picked up one. “They Are red and flashy....”

I admit it, I'm attracted to this woman. “May I know your name, Miss?” I asked seductively. “Apple.” A small grin played on my lips when I heard her name. Apple is my favorite fruit. Starting tonight, I will always remember her every time I eat an apple, which is every day. It will be like I'm eating her too. “Apple. What a beautiful name, just like you. Didn't you say earlier that you might not get to heaven if you’re still a virgin?” She nodded at me while keeping her eyes closed.